Pete

Q; Where do you get virgin wool from? A; Ugly sheep.

Q; What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A; A nervous wreck.

Q; What has four legs, is big, green,fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A; A pool table

Fire brigade phones Kevin Kegan in the early hours of Sunday morning... "Kevin, St James Park is on fire!" "The cups man! Save the cups!" replies kegan. "Well...the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

Football

Guinness

Don't forget your scalf and rattle Fourgee

Dinner and tea

We can organise a telephone vote for a twopenny happeny TV show where people vote in millions but we cannot have a referendum on matter which effect the country/us greatly? Course they might just reflect the values in society these days......... Yes you are right Malcolm, people do vote in their millions for the supposed made for television reality shows but Brown is not going to organise a referendum he will lose. The point Threegee made is also true he won't call a general election because he knows he would lose that as well, so what kind of person is he, he obviously realises that the people of this country don't want him as Prime Minister at least I have not meet anyone yet or spoken to anyone who wants him as Prim Minister.

Yes listened to the match report on radio Newcastle (Internet) Terriers had a two goal lead. Still can not get the pop up window anybody got a solution?

soldier

Most people today vote for the person that leads the party and not your local MP simply because its not your local MP that gets the publicity but the leader of the party, Bungler Brown became Prime Minister by default and not by election. Tony Blair won the election for the Labour party, yes people had to vote for their local MP but that was just another way of voting for Tony Blair. Whats the point in thinking that your local MP will get things done they only do what the leadership tell them or there out.

Howdy Scoop, welcome aboard

There's some old photos of Netherton in the galleries, might not be what you are looking for but it's worth a look.

Close Ck, three good points that move us up the table a little bit.

Half Time, The Toon 1 0 Fulham Can the Toon get some more in the second half?

The Toons got one after 7 minuets

Is this another disapointing Saturday? The Toon 1 # Fulham

How true, Bungler Brown the unelected Prime Minister

A typical example is a steam train (A1) being built at Darlington, this train is being built from scratch. There is no one who can build the boiler in this country so they have had to go to Germany to get it built.

Todays game has got to be a six pointer looking at Northallertons league position, Bedlington must have a chance of the points. Neil is the popup score window available for every game as I do not seem to be able to get it even with popups turned off. Good luck for this afternoon.

Rapper

I want a black and white one if I can get a couple of sheep dogs, might even get a pair of gloves fron the ears.

Gold digger