Pete

Couldn't agree more As I recall when big Sam left I seem to remember Souness saying on TV that he would love to take charge of the Toon again now that it was under new managment.

The cheek of the man http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/news/north-east...-name_page.html

Bliddy magic CK, match of the season it was, 1 4 get in there the Toon

Stars and strips

This white horse walks into a pub and asks for a pint of lager. The barman looks at him and says, "'Ere, we've got a whisky named after you." The white horse looks confused and says, "What - Dobbin?"

A little boy was lost in the supermarket. He went up to the security guard and said "I've lost my dad." The security guard asked him "What's he like?" and the little boy replied "Beer, and women with big boobs."

Hilarity

My speelins fine after watging that Carole Vurddaman.

Hope your right Cympil as sunderland won today.

Just did a search for redtube the results were amazing

Illegitimate

Matilda

If you are right CK it will be dreamland, I have got fingers and legs crossed, hope you are right. Howay the Toon

Underneath

French

The Toon's got a tough game on Sunday, can they do it? Spurs 3 0 The Toon

Hot Dogs

The following just about sums up some of our modern day MP's "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)

Truck

Classic, CK

Zebra

Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?" 12. True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?" Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a "cup holder"?" Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer." Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped; it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotion, like at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?" Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point the Tech Representative had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive! Another well-known is the true tale of the user who called up complaining that the instructions said to load the four diskettes into "Drive A" but he couldn't possibly get more than two in

An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring that the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse can such people exist

Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press the Return Key" because of the many calls asking where the "Any" key is. Classic

This one dates back to the days of the five and a quarter inch floppy disk. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was then heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door to his room.