BedlingtonLass

lol just having one of those days, surely if there the same company tho it should be of the same standard

lol, give meter readings every month to your suppliers and your bill will be exact

Ashinanna and bombay nights are the same company

yeah u will always have them six years over me, the housing associations are just so much better out of wansbeck

Then go for my suggestion, an out of the area housing association!

They can bill you for usage when you were with them, it should be a final bill.

lol aye it would!

Nation

hmmm you said it not me!

Where in the post did i say i was interested in one? I was stating there was one opening

Thats a bit harsh lyk Speaker

Hole

Smell

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Coffee

look into housing associations, usually they are better as you move out of wansbeck area

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The Wharton is looking much better than it did before it was took over, havent been inside but if outside is anything go by new owners are doing well with it, good on them for taking pride in the place.