BedlingtonLass

lol couldnt think of nowt else to write

Mr Darn moderate this you are a **** !

it would make bills more accurate, if you give a reading once a month instead of twice a year the bill would not be estimated it would be actual based on cor - customer own read they will happily send someone out to read ya meter but surely it would save your time ie waiting in to just ring them and tell them ur readings

lol must be stuck in a time wharp, but this just increases the age gap i stand corrected you will always have them 7 years on me LOL

lol just having one of those days, surely if there the same company tho it should be of the same standard

lol, give meter readings every month to your suppliers and your bill will be exact

Ashinanna and bombay nights are the same company

yeah u will always have them six years over me, the housing associations are just so much better out of wansbeck

Then go for my suggestion, an out of the area housing association!

They can bill you for usage when you were with them, it should be a final bill.

lol aye it would!

Nation

hmmm you said it not me!

Where in the post did i say i was interested in one? I was stating there was one opening

Thats a bit harsh lyk Speaker

Hole

Smell

I know some of the Graham family if you need help i will see what i can do

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look into housing associations, usually they are better as you move out of wansbeck area