Aye a think this Country is gaining crackers hinny, last year one of me barmy customers warned me not to give its staff Christmas cards in case it caused offence and renamed Christmas as the winter festival .
A tell the lad. to many of these leotard wearing hummus eating permanently offended wazzocks trying to delete and rewrite history
Give em all a great big dollop of syrup of figs and send em to lavvy-less Bedlington, that ell give em sumic ta windge aboot ,
A good crack aroond the lugs would not gann amiss