moe19

Wee are these folk enjoying these so called features Eggy, it must be ye and ya marrows cos everyone a naa said they are a waste of dosh, they look like sumic the bairns have cut out at school and should be clagged on the classroom walls, an all tell ya sumic else if ya asked anyone what tha were supposed ta be they would not have a clue. If ya like em Eggy hinny teck them owa ta Seghill and clag them up owa there an see what the lads in the comrades think aboot them a can tell ya exacly where they will say ta stick them 😲 Your anotha one who doest not live in Bedlington tellin wa wots good for us and wot wa should be doing Ya want ta try sorting Segghole oot before ya start on Bedlington

Hinny if folk divint winge noowt will change, and am not sittinn wi me hand owa me gobb ta keep the likes of yee happy. And am not upsticks an moving the bussiness av ran for years an me hooose coss ye and ya marrows divint like ta hear what av got ta say aboot the one horse toon wi live in. If you happy hinny thats champion am chuffed for ya , but divint try an tell me ta pack me bags and bu--er off

Hinny ya sound like a canny lad but ya living in Cuckoo land. if ye think Bedlingtons historical , hysterical mevies , its all in ya mind hinny, its a pit village the same as Ashington Blyth Pegswood and Choppington, and a divint see flocks of tourists gannin doon ta the Gate in search of ootside netties and weshhooses ta photograph. And if ya think I am ganna climb the hill from Morrisons and cross the rooundaboot ta the Red Lion ta have a mutta then ya must be barmy a can hardly climb the stairs in the hoouse, we have a porfectyly good lavvy in the car park boarded up. and a pay my council tax ta Wansbeck not Weatherspoons. I run a business have done for years and my customers all pay me in cash that has ta be banked, a cannit pay punds shillings and pence in ta me keyboard hinny ,a have ta trail owa ta Cramlington and bank it, and for the record a still post cheques to pay me suppliers And as for face book or whatever it is a never used it and probably never will, it seems addictive like crack or booze, a see all these zombies bumping in ta each other walking around the supermarket or ont the streets staring at face book on tha phones in some sort of trance, and litter picks what a laugh the weeds are up ta ya neck hinny under the weeds aint just litter its owld pushcairs and car tyres ya would need a fleet o skips, an why should folk risk injury doing jobs like that, we pay for them sarvices man, its like paying the winda cleaner an tellin him ya will weesh the windas ya sell . Them new shops, if they ever get anyone interested in taking one they better give em it rent and rates free an pay the electric and staff wages for the them,coss a tell ya nay one we any business sence would ever hoy tha money away trying ta sell owt in Bedlington Aye ya a canny lad hinny, but as a say ya livin in La La land

Historic is nay good if ya want ta buy a pair of shoes or a shart an pants hinny , historic is nay good if ya want ta use a branch of ya bank Historic is nay good if ya oot on the street and want ta gan t the Lavvy. Its a doorty owld pit village hinny not Stonehenge, apart from St Cuthberts church it has really nowt else worth looking at. Its plagued with drink and drugs problems and vandalism an burglaries just the same as most places these days, what's left of the streets shops are a collection hairdressers, barbers, takeaways and tattoo parlours most of em hidden behind rusty owld shutters that rarely go up . What you call the market place is a mess of boarded up graffiti covered empty shops, with the so called historic buildings on the street sporting plastic widows and front doors from B&Q , satellite dishes blooming like mushrooms on the walls and air con units hinging oboot the place, All the empty lots and areas especially around the Court House are overgrown and full of rubbish. A rekon that optician ont front street must be selling some folk glasses wi rose tinted lenses 😎

One of our so called historic buildings 🤣 I love the curtains, they may well be an original pair of Queen Victoria's old bloomers, with significant historical value 😂 It will take more than a few pots of pansies to tidy this place up

Ya hit the nail rite on the heed hinny

I remember me father telling us that Neds wife or someone would bring his dinner in while he was working behind the bar, and no one would dare to get up and ask for a pint while he was eating it

Well said that man, Mind a suppose we should be grateful for what wa have, like the giant cardboard cut outs, one of Scooby-Doo (with a big boil on one of his lugs) and one of Thomas the Tank engine, down Atley Park, am not sure what the one on the entrance from Choppington is , but it looks like the grandfatha clock from the Addams Family hoouse. Rumour has it wa gana get a giant model of King Kong on top of the old council offices ta put the wind up all them gannin ta sign on 🤯

I can remember Jacky Saddler and I think his wifes name was Ruby, they had the Dun Cow around 1970

Aldi was looking for a site in Bedlington on it property website, so I reckon it probably is them. Build another supermarket and it will close one that already exits, can anyone see the logic ? Lets hope if they ever get anyone to take those new shops that they give the tenants a long rent free period, because once its up we will have some more graffiti plastered empty shops to add to the ones we already have .

Abbott has another car crash interview over immigration , poor dear it must be the diabetes 🤡 .

Yes I would be interested in knowing how much Lidle paid the Council for the old day centre site, or was it given to them free along with any other help to build ?

I think Morrison will survive, we shop at Morrisons as you cant buy branded goods such as Heinz etc at Lidle, I do know that when Aldi opened at Ashington it took lots of trade from Lidle but did no damage to Asda. I could not agree more that three supermarkets in Bedlington can not survive , Tesco did not survive when it was the only store, the the market place site could have been used for so many great projects but attitude seems to be just hoy something up its better than nowt. We had some relatives up who had not seen the place for years (ex Bedlington people ) who could not believe the state of the front street and the Town in general , its an absolute eyesore and a tip, and the new buildings dont help as they dont match any of the surroundings. I see the little wool tree shop had now closed, I doubt if any retailer with an once of business sense would even consider opening a venture in our one horse Town.

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Ehhh a can rememba wor Goorty used ta recite Harry Blackbarry when sha was a bairn, can ya rememba it Poor owld Harry, nee luck at all

Aye hinny an divint forget Fatty an Skinny. wor lass used ta luv ta sing it ta the grandbairn "Fatty and Skinny went up in a balloon Fatty let a fart off and blew Skinny doon!" Poor owld skinny

Baa what a mornin me an hor have had, wa went ta book a double apointment at the quacks so wa could both gan in tagitha, wor lass has a yarkin sty on a left yack, what a bramma , someone said if ya rub ya ring on them it clears them up but sha said naa way was my hoop ganin anwhere near hor clock Anyway what a carry on the young bairn on the reseseption wanted ta knaa what was rang wi wus, so wor lass tells ha abbot the sty and the lassy says all posh like ta me Oh and whats wrong with you, wey a told ha av got awfull wind hinny, its givin is such jip we the pain and wor lass is gannin daft aboot the ming an the noise wakin ha up in the nite like, so sha says all posh again like, OH you mean you have flatulence, whey wor lass told ha a woodint push ya luck hinny its took is fiffty years ta get him ta call it wind Anyway in wa gans and the Doc gives her some sort of ointment to rub on ha mince pie and he gave me a pisciption for windcheatas a said ta him de a wear it or swally it hinny but he just looked a bit lost, so a thought that was that like but then wor lass starts wisparin in me lug like tell im abbot ya piles, whey what a showin up e has is lyin doon ont bed wi me knees up ta me chist looking a me grapes of wrath anyway he gives is some o them suppyositries that webrecker was taking aboot so off wa gans yem like an wor lass says sha wood gi is a hand wi the suppyositries so a gets me kecs and me combinations off like in the scullery and sha has is bendinn owa the wesha like tryin ta put them in, whey didint the rent wife walk in the back door, poor wife didint na wear ta put ha face but not ta worry wor lass finnaly managed ta get the thing in for is and a thought that was that like but it wasint , a gans through ti the front room still minus me strides and bent doon ta poke the fire when a sudden atack o the wind cums on and a shot the cat , whey what a mornin, hinney, na more suppyositries fa me an na more cat fa wor lass, If any o yis na o anyins cat havin youngins let is naa,

EHH gan canny hinny , wor Goorty used ta play that computa bingo, she spent all the hoosekeeping, a rememba me an wor lass used ta gan ti the Pivv at Ashinton years ago, one time a was waitin for one numba fo the Pink Link, a tell tha me hoop was putiinn like a festard finga, hast thy been ti the PIvv hinny , did thy shooot HOOOSE Keep ya tima in hinny

But Hinny if a wasint ont computa how would ya have filled ya day in. ya say am incrediblyy silly but ya canit stop talkin tiv is , mevies its me High Karate, wor lass reckens it mekes is irisistable. I had some drippin and breed for me tea and she says watching the grease drip off me chins on ta me bellies makes her swoon, a just thought it was cos a had dropped some piccalilli on the new cooch And as for ya saying i have na interest int subject, what subject would that be hinny, ye and ya marrow took this thread of course many pages ago and turned it in to pages and pages of very silly blather between the two of ya. A divint naa if its me lack of full stops but ya translations have cartily gone off the boil

Now hiney am enjoyin me sell far to much ta worry aboot daft things like dignity, just like ya sell wi all ya talk abbot arses an piles av got nenn. Wor lass was askin what as was deing ont the computa , a says am talking ta big Gob, she says OHH that reminds is we need a new heed for the mop, a divint na what mad e a think oh that. Keep ya pooda dry hinny . . .

.. Ohh my Big Gob, I think you should stop your silliness. You are really making a fool of yourself.

Ditto Hinney, Ditto. .