John Fox (foxy)

Keith, If your jumper was sleeveless then what did you use to wipe your nose?

Not funny for the folk but It could have been swimming up the main street last Tuesday.

Only thing that would change is the amount of expenses that is "Fiddled"

John Terry is today facing a panel of "wise men" at the Football Association concerning verbal abuse of a person while going about his duties for Chelsea F.C. The High Court has cleared him of the alleged offence which he always denied but the F.A.in their wisdom have decided they need to have a look for themselves just in case there's something else they can pin on him. Basicaly he's being taken to task a second time for something he was cleared of by the court in the summer. Then we have an arrogant Tory chief whip who commits the same offence which he admits to, meets the media outside his office, then tells the world he's apologised and is saying nothing more on the subject and that draws a line under the whole issue! To Quote his parting shot "Im away to get on with my work" With winners like him in the team we wouldn't need to worry about the performance on the pitch.

Have they all enjoyed time with Liz?

So where do we go from here?????????

Malc, I've been on to Fenwicks in Newcastle and they've agreed to let me show my a-se in their front window if that job ever gets done.They are certain it will never happen so no worries. Regarding the sherbet, I don't mind taking you out and getting you rat-rsed but will the Gorilla in the photo let you have a night out at the Toon?

I must be missing something here but these last two attempts at making a noise sound like a load of crap to me!!

Your alright Malc, I'll not say owt

Thought these pop bottle labels would bring back some memories. I found them while scratching around a Junk Shop in Durham last weekend.

Bet the Germans would'nt need to pull many of your toenails "oot" to make you squeal.

I've still got a hangover that started in June 1969 as soon as I walked back up the Aisle, Its still there after 43 years and there does'nt seem to be a cure.

What did the rest of them eat? :dribble:

There's also a good version of Comfortably Numb on Waters In The Flesh DVD with Snowy White and Doyle Bramhall sharing lead.

Keith, is that Dave Kilminster playing guitar?

I had the same problem with the cuts Keith, they stopped as soon as I paid the Bill :closedeyes:

You and many others!

September 4th 2012 08.32 BST...... thats the second one in eight days. Do I win £5 ? Some of the Moderators may even recognize the location.

Keith, I recently read somewhere that Sgt Lewis is retiring, do you fancy taking the job on? Perhaps you could get young Robinson to go along as your assistant.

Just to put the record straight, The Coors Light at the Red Lion is stronger than I thought.

I've just got a pop up saying Java Update now available should I install it or not? I'm not sure what this is about

kkk

Aye........you do know how to clear the queues

Your right Keith, there's a box of shells just below that roll of wallpaper in the window.

Keith you've just spoilt my day, Funny how the term spineless brings someone to mind but everytime I see or am reminded of Cleggy I could be violently sick, I've had a canny run all week not thinking about him and not watching telly and now it's Friday I'm looking forward to my night out at the Toon and you've caught me out. Never mind I'll try again next week.