John Fox (foxy)

Thats the second time you've asked my age, how about changing your user name to INSPECTOR MORSE?

The POLICE walked on the moon in 80s but nobody can get them to walk along Ridge Terrace at school drop off times!!!!!!

You would end up with tennis elbow before you sort that lot out.

I think you better double check before you say "I do" he spelt B******s wrong!!!!!!

You could always come back and give him a go yourself,or is he not that attractive after all?

You could have overlooked a small matter here Brian,this guy says one thing and does another.You can always tell when he"s lying, his lips move!

The local plod as you put it don"t bother with illegal parking on their own doorstep i.e. outside the station on the footpath (next to the bollards in the middle of the road) so they are not going to travel the half mile or so to do owt there.

And overpaid W****rs

A friend of mine in the parachute regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last four years.He has recently wed a local girl who can wash up with 1 hand,cook with the other,dust with her foot, As she sucks something with her mouth, and opens a can of beer with her a..se. She"s a Swiss Army Wife!

Call it what you like but I think you should have whatever benefits are due to you after paying into the system all your life, and they should get nowt! I don"t sit on the fence, if they pay nothing in,they get nothing out. Some may call it racism,I call it Fairness.

What are you getting at here Keith? You mention Burkha and interpretor yet only last week you compare favourably the ethnic minority corner shops with our own. Just wondering. ////

Just wondering if your geordie cookbook has the recipe for Horseburgers in there? Reason I"m asking is I was in Wetherspoons on Monday night when two Yanks on holiday asked for them, when the barmaid said "we don"t eat horse in this country" The reply was, well the guy at the next table has just had some Mare Soup.

Our kids won"t remember the roman shops,when they are reminiscing they will think of Singhs the butcher,Singhs the baker and Singhs the candlestick maker. "OPEN 24 HOURS" on every corner.

No didn"t work there but getting back to corner shops what about Fosters sweet shop in the Market Place now a florists next to the now closed Barclays Bank.

Not giving any clues,but I remember when your user name was up and running as well! Do you?

A gay jogging through the park got his eye on a drunken tramp lying on the park bench. He went to see if he was OK and discovered he was just about unconcious with the drink so he turned him over and had his way with him. Feeling guilty he stuck a £10 note in the tramps top pocket. When the tramp come round in the morning he found the tenner and was off to his local off licence, Cider again is it Tom? asked the shopkeeper No I"ve come into money, I think I"ll try a nice bottle of wine today. That night he just got settled,sound asleep on his bench when the jogger came through again, he couldn"t beleive his luck. So, same again turned him over had his way and feeling guilty stuck a tenner in the tramps pocket. When the tramp woke up in the morning he found the money couldn"t beleive his luck and it was off to the off licence again. Wine again is it Tom? No said the tramp,I think I"ll go back to the cider. That wines got my !*!@# red raw!!!!

And that one ws called Binks.

Yes that was called Doyles.

Arthur Smith had that shop quite a few years ago and then John Frazer after that but not sure how long ago your talking about.

Looks like your little joke about Where the !*!@# that has been missed but I liked it

It was'nt my hat........

Was that before or after Carling ,Hewitt etc.

OK here's another blast, can anybody remember the resident band at the Top Club called Page Five? If so who were they and where are they now? I think maybe Cympil can help here.

I must admit that when the new government said they would be clamping down on the benefit cheats,they were refering to the royals.Obviously not when we are having to pay for a lavish wedding that we cannot afford!

The staff in Greggs have been told Tesco has bought Elliots Garage,have you heard anything Malcolm?