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Malcolm Robinson

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  1. No no there was and is only one Angel………. Farrah Fawcett! In her day a stunningly beautiful woman and one who had a tragic ending.
  2. Watch out folks I think Merc has let his alter ego out of the box and is now trying to conduct a conversation with himself.........
  3. I had heard said you had a full roof missing not just a few tiles?
  4. First ones Keefy1 standing at the Station corner isn't it?
  5. GGGG, you still working for the Christmas cracker company?
  6. I quite like the latest screen version with Downey and Law. Maybe its the style of the filming?
  7. Errrrr................
  8. Depends on what type of door it is Keef...
  9. The Right Honourable Lord Prescott is standing I believe........... Lord Blair, no not that BLiar, has a different view............. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2221149/Chris-Grayling-condemns-silly-Sir-Ian-Blair-telling-voters-boycott-police-chief-elections.html
  10. Well....errr....maybe I don't know but he is probably the only member who might have served his time using that particular hi tec.
  11. I think Sym is talking aerials merc...........probably only decipherable by GGG!
  12. Worth a read for anyone looking to stay up…………especially GGG! Basically get rid of the current corrupt capitalist money supply and replace with a more social one. http://www.imf.org/external/pubs/ft/wp/2012/wp12202.pdf
  13. All played ghosts.......
  14. Ghosts!!!
  15. I wonder is we can start trading these supa prizes like they do with Carbon or Milk Quotas............... Maybe one prize one Beldington Quid.........only tradable in the shops in Bedders!
  16. I have been doing so much work recently my mouse caught fire……….look
  17. Second one looks like Christopher Lloyd who played Uncle Fester so the connection is the Adams Family.
  18. Lots more to come......................
  19. There would seem to be only one on Keef.........
  20. Ho hum............
  21. Anjelica Huston
  22. We looking at film actress or songstress Keef........?
  23. "We" get the Inaugural Fields in Trust Award. I have asked the organisers to verify our win!
  24. Not sure this is in the right section..................... Nick Clegg and Banking....... Nick Clegg walked into a branch of HSBC to cash a cheque. As he approached the cashier he said "Good morning , could you please cash this cheque for me"? Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?" Clegg: "Well I didn't bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister!!!" Cashier: "I'm sorry, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc. I must insist on proof of identity." Clegg: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am." Cashier: "I am sorry Deputy Prime Minister but these are the bank rules and must follow them." Clegg: "I need this cheque cashed." Cashier: "Perhaps there's another way: One day Colin Montgomery came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Colin Montgomery he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup.With that shot we knew him to be Colin Montgomery and cashed his cheque. Another time, Andy Murray came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that spectacular shot we cashed his cheque.. So sir, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the Deputy Prime Minister?" Clegg stood there thinking and finally says: "Honestly, I can't think of a single thing I'm good at." Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, deputy Prime Minister?"
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