Malcolm Robinson

Bit of a dark one this..............

Surprised anyone can get through the dog pics!

From the land that gave us today's version of consumer capitalism.............

Hope none of our foster parents vote UKIP............... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20476654 There is something sinister behind all that rubbish isn't there, or is it just me?

Too true for the joke section! Oil Shortage A lot of people can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage in this country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in the North Sea ~~~ Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster.

looks to me like we are the favourite customer!!!!!!!!!!

You know when the Eurobods say they only politely put up with the UK……….. Take a look at these UK and Euro land trade figures………We should be seen as the favourite uncle! Our trade in goods with the 27 nations of the European Union 2009 -£37.9 billion 2010 -£44.1 billion 2011 -£43.3 billion

Basically a reader but able to take ANY input. Buying just a reader seems like a waste when for a little bit more............... Not interested in camera......

So what is a current recommendation then..........

Used to play it on a BBC B. The amount of possibilities, at the time, blew me away, normal these days but then..................... I even got an Elite cheat where you started with all the goodies and it was still pretty difficult.............. Had to get the docking computer............. Must have been the forerunner to the likes of the Start Wars on-line games with all the planets.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/carlos-tevez-pay-slip-leaked-internet-103902149.html

http://www.itv.com/news/update/2012-11-19/mp-claims-mi5-cover-up-over-cyril-smith-allegations/

Arriving in a hotel in Dublin, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro please, Mr. O'Leary.” Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap,” and handed over his money. "Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition”, said the barman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening from 6 until 8. We have the cheapest beer in Ireland” "That is remarkable value” Michael comments "I see you don't seem to have a glass”, said the barman, "so you'll probably need one of ours. That will be 3 euro please.” O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat. "Ah, you want to sit down?” said the barman. "That'll be an extra 2 euro. You could have pre-booked the seat, and it would have only cost you a Euro.” "I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please” Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame”. "I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of 4.00 euro for your seat sir” O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought your laptop with you” added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another 3 euro.” O'Leary was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager”. "Ah, I see you want to use the counter,” says the barman, "that will be 2 euro please.” O'Leary's face was red with rage. "Do you know who I am?” "Of course I do Mr. O'Leary,” "I've had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!” "Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 cent per second” "I will never use this bar again” "OK sir, but remember, we are the only hotel in Ireland selling pints for one Euro”.

Hmmmm Star Trek TNG - Computer - Accessing Library Computer Data.wav

All played psychiatrists then………

All played psychiatric patients?

Helpful Harry....

First Christmas Joke: Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' Paddy replied, 'These are Carols. And So The Christmas Season Begins......

The Player?

Ah yes but who gave us the choice between..............

I won't be giving the BBC's Children in Need anything this year because they have just given a very wealthy peer £185,000 for supposed infringements of his 'good name'. Plus the DG payoff scandal of course where the guy fell on his sword but walked away with twice what his contract actually stated. Nearly half a million for 50 days work not bad if you can get it. So as well as the self-flagellation the BBC has been undertaking recently they are now doling out money to people they haven't actually named in any defamatory way. Others did but the BBC didn't! Watch ITV cough up too. They should just give the NSPCC the money and tell the complainants legal team to sue and be dammed. So one rich Lord (Est. net worth £10M) gets £185K and six victims of sex abuse at the Bryn Alyn children's homes in North Wales have been told they will receive little of the compensation awarded to them. Why, because the company that owned the homes went bust and the Appeal Court has ruled that Bryn Alyn's insurance firm is not liable to meet the compensation awards in full. Talk about getting priorities right! So sorry Pudsey until the rest of your parent organisation starts to behave in a responsible manner, especially since I am taxed to pay for it anyway, you won't be getting any extra from me; instead NSPCC gets my paltry donation!

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/2012/11/16/vera-baird-elected-northumbria-s-police-and-crime-commissioner-72703-32246950/

a 15% average turn out should make the results null and void!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20346012