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Adam Hogg

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  1. A Teacher calls eight year old Johnny's mum to come and see her at school to talk about her son's behaviour. "I'm afraid your son has been caught playing Doctors and Nurses with one of the Girls here," The Teacher says. "Let's not be too harsh on him," Johnny's mum says. "He Bound to be curious about sex at that age." Johnny's mum says. "Curious about sex?!" Replies the Teacher. "He's taken her bloody appendix out!"

  2. This Warning has been issued by West Yorkshire Police Vice Squad: "Clubbers in the North of England have taken to injecting ecstasy directly into their mouths using dental syringes. This practice is extremely dangerous and should be avoided at all costs. If you are approached by a Yorkshireman offering you "E-by-gum," immediately report them to the Police.

  3. A man flying in a hot air ballon realises he is lost. He reduces his altitude, spots a man in the field down below and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The bloke replies, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 foot above this field." "You must be a engineer," says the balloonist. "How did you know?" says the man. "Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone!" says the balloonist. The man below says, "Well, you must be in management." "I am, but how did you know?" says the balloonist. "You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to hel;p. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault!" says the engineer.

  4. Just booked (and paid for....thanks Dad!) for some rail tickets for my daughter to come up for a visit. London to Newcastle mid day and mid week £16.85. I thought that is amazing value especially when the same journey could cost £185.00.

    Now if it was that for of cost for a Puffing Billy..................

    Would be cheaper if British Rail was still around Malcolm.

  5. Nice one Keith, you should have been a tour guide operator. But you missed out the luxurious EMPTY flats known as White Elephant Combo that now stands where the Claggy mat once stood.

    Are any of them Flats lived In Keith as there does not seem to be a lot/any cars parked in the car park, if so why not pull them down a build something everyone can use, like i don't know a Cinema. :withstupid:

  6. i cant find any of thetitleslisted on my screen hello the lone ranger.

    Well done lone ranger hopefully there will be no more problems for you.

    i can remember the explotion at choppington colliery as a young lad i seen one ambulance leeve the colliery and one horse and cart with some one in it going to the hospital

    The Ambulance at the Colliery may have been the one drivin by my Great Grandad he served as an ambulance driver during the First World War then became an Ambulance driver at the pits worked up to the 50/60's i think, will have seen a lot of horrible injuries during his time.

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