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  3. Weekend Dads

    in Talk of the Town

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    hi im a weekend dad aswel with not much cash but my son is happy just to be with me i feel the same we can never do much but being with him means such alot to him even if we r stuck in the house if the csa didnt take as much off me we might be able to do more the important think is that ur there for ur kids

    I'm not a weekend father as I'm rather good in relationships.......only joking :P

  5. All At Once

    in Talk of the Town

    Posted

    According to the board statistics on Jan 9 2006, 12:52 AM there was 139 online users, as this was a Monday morning had we just come home from the pub or could we just not sleep or perhaps the Americans had discovered Bedlington, any ideas on this large number. B)

    Japanese :D

  7. Is Denzel

    in Talk of the Town

    Posted

    A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes

    in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

    The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby,

    Doctor? What's wrong???"

    The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your

    baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

    The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"

    "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features... of a male

    and a female."

    The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a

    penis... AND a brain?"

    :lol:

    Quite :(

  9. The Station Slasher

    in Talk of the Town

    Posted

    A new word in the vocabulary I see! Don't have to many E-numbers later mind.

    No, made sure there was no 'Sunny Delight' available that night

    On the subject of violence, last weekend a guy walked into the Percy (Bedington Stations' wild west establishment) with a cricket bat & threatened to renovate the entire pub free of charge. Thereafter, four rather large gentlemen arrived “Sweeney” style pursuing the deranged man & commenced to discuss the error of his conduct with zest. One onlooker commented that the bloke looked like Billy Hardy after his fight with Prince Naseem.

    :o

  10. Leave The Man Alone

    in Talk of the Town

    Posted

    Excellent call Mr Neck, hope you and the Mrs had a good honeymoon in Venice. I trust you didn't take any of the dreadul records that you inflicted on us at your wedding reception.

    Very good thank you Mr Dennis :D

    Apologies, the records will not make another public airing :rolleyes:

  12. Smoking Ban

    in Talk of the Town

    Posted

    My mother died of cancer and I am diagnosed with something similar, both of us smokers but not the cause. Oncologists tell me it's probably environmental, CK has a point, how much pollution do you create?

    Hope you are keeping OK :mellow:

    Giving up the tabs will help I'm sure........ B)

  21. Lost Dog

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    Mine personally was the introduction of the description 'wicket keeper' to my personal vocabulary!

    see'ing the cricket still makes me giggle as i wait for the brown stump to appear between the wicket keepers legs as the ball hurtles down toward the bails.... just as nature intended! a picture would be added but i just dont seem to be able to add them!

    I need a dog & the video-camera will do the rest :huh:

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