Pencil_Neck

Gollum? Is that your pet name for your lass?!

I look more like him

You've met Leah's fiancee, have you? Nice chap, is he?

Aye, canny fellow for a southern puff

Getting rid of your Pixies T-shirts are you? Or the endless Simpsons tat?

Neither......."Gollum"

I like the idea of this 'fine money', but to be perfectly honest some '!*!@# money' would do me.

Go to the bank & ask for crisp, brand new £20s & proceed to wipe your ass....

Soilage

The big cull has started........

Cheers big lad

Hello there, Tokyogirl. At least you can get a nice cuppa out there, eh?

Here's a nice picture of The Sun.

(robbed from the old version of this site - sorry)

And a few month ago you could get a whole bunch more

When I lived in Bedlington I couldnt believe how bad it was; but being all the way over here in the land of the rising sun I was devastated when I heard it was gone, I would have wanted to see it one last time.

Go to bubbles in ashington, it's the same deal

I think I'll go to the pub and practice my 'Roeder shuffle'.

When.....??

Bottom burp? Are you Ben Elton?

Bloody hope not......

Jonna and Scott had ensconsed themselves in the living room; whether there was any impropriety, I can't say, but they did look particularly satisfied. You make your own mind up.

I was in the room but dead to the world so I can't add anything else.......

but my bullet wound was untouched

Souness paid £8.5m for Boumsoung.

I'm surprised Newcastle have money for players due to the

compensation packages to ex-managers

Didn't take the furniture van long to get there and get him moved, as seen on the BBC news tonight. Glad to see the back of him. Bring back King KEV

I wonder how long it would take to move Owen's furniture?

Keegan would be grand for the neutral

Word on the street and in the offices, the replacement is Mark Wright

The post above looks like a Richard Littlejohn column put through an online translation engine.

The "PC brigade/bragrade" is largely a myth, invented by frothing right-wing journalists. Stories of local authorities "banning" christmas, when checked up on, are usually bogus. Many councils, mindful of the fact that november sees festivals of several different religions, choose to put up non-denominational decorations which are augmented by more specific christmas items in December.

The "PC brigade" trying to prevent children having their names and photos published in newspapers are human rights lawyers concerned with the power wielded by the popular press which has already encouraged their readers to persecute sex offenders and mobilised angry mobs of "burn the peedoe" vigilantes.

Incidentally, the ASBO is a measure brought in by the current government, who either are or aren't part of the politically-correct brigade.

As for smokers' civil liberties, these have to be balanced against those of non-smokers. While I am all for people's rights to engage in any activity they like, no matter how harmful to themself, the right to blow toxic fumes in other people's faces doesn't strike me as a human right worthy of marching on Parliament to protect.

Bring back the Birch......sorry wrong thread

Most probably the sight of Ginola !*!@# was enough to scare the plods away

15 pints, 2 packets of crisps & a splash

Still wrecked......thanks for a grand weekend gentlemen

Gentlemen please, this outpouring of platitudes is making me blush!

Respect

Hats off to the Denzmeister general. One of the good guys.

You knows it.

Good call CK

Why thank you good sir

I'll be there the neet then!

Any changes to report.....

cheers smoggie for mentioning my name on here,much appreciated,he he he!!!! Im gonna miss you both ,even though we still speak on the phone.tell !*!@# I got them green wellies waiting for him if he needs them.till we meet again,goodbye xxx

It was indeed a strange cast in the Sun

No, Hairy Heed ruined the suspension.

Aye, all the school girls jumping up & down in the back seats