Pencil_Neck

How times have changed

I was there for the 4 weekend closing down special but after 20 minutes I

left.......too emotional!!

if you removed the ginger.......it'll sell

Mr Denzil, how's the collection for CK's jiggy fund going?

Hornysam will make a comeback for the sex starved army officer

You are so right CK, radioactivity has always been there as you say.

"The chemical element krypton, whose principal source is the atmosphere, had a long-lived radioactive content, in the mid-1940s, of less than 5 dpm per liter of krypton. In the late 1940s, this content had risen to values in the range of 100 dpm per liter. It is now some hundred times higher than the late 1940 values. This radioactivity is the result of the dissolving of nuclear fuel for military and civilian purposes, and the release thereby of the fission product krypton-85 (half-life = 10.71 years, fission yield = 0.2%). The present largest emitter of krypton-85 is the French reprocessing plant at Cap-de-la-Hague."

Aye, look you so-called chemist or should I say comic boy, everyone knows krypton is supermans weakness green rock......tsk

No please close Somerfield & Netto, we need a Tesco & the like

No not to me

We're better off sending cash to those half breeds in Ashington & Newbiggin rather than exposing dodgy DNA to the rest of us. I mean look at North Blyth!

Puffs. It's only a touch mild

I can assure you that I have never been with the incumbent Sun Inn landlady.

Really I do believe.......

I can certainly name at least four.

Well Mr Denzil, you are one. I'm certainly not

In my spare time I like to adopt the personality of bellowing mountaineer Brian Blessed.

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with the exception of the hair, rest of the profile, vast expanse is a bingo winner

Yah, we jumped the gun a tad on the Picture of the Day thing. The pix rotating software has only just been installed, and it WILL be updated every 24 hours within a very short while.

As mentioned elsewhere, the personal picture galley software is to be installed this month. In fact the bugs now seem to have been fixed, and it's likely to be operational sooner rather than later in the month.

If people don't upload their own Bedlington Galleries then I certainly will. In fact I probably will anyway -competition is always a good thing! Gallery isn't just restricted to pix of the Town though, as long as it's of general interest, and doesn't cause offence...

A special interest section should be opened, just a thought.

Must admit I had a belting day there on Sunday, to celebrate a rather fine Christening. Alcohol was both inexpensive yet also of reasonable quality, whilst the buffet seemed to go down a treat. The fella sat behind me tucking into the Chicken Kiev and chips also seemd to be enjoying his Epicurean delight, so hats off to the staff.

Unfortunately there was a high number of middle-aged men in rather unfetching tank-tops (Ashworth, Taylor Made, Sunderland of Scotland et al) which took some of the sheen of an otherwide excellent day out. Finally, young boys should, in no circumstances, dress like golfers. It's just not right.

Grand day young man

Sorry, but I must point out that your comment is wholly inaccurate. I have never had recourse to use Anusol or any proprietary brand of haemorrhoid cream. Indeed, my balloon knot is in excellent condition.

Ah, after a good curry / guiness festive evening, the next morning I reach for Anusol to smooth

things internally. 10/10

ps also excellent lube

Not really. Official version eg "Sir, please stop". Chap runs off with a bag; officers

open fire to bring down a possible murderer. No problem, thank you.

All figures count.......

Yes Joe, back in the UK, inevitable I suppose all things considered, I was really struggling to settle in Canada some of the reasons you are probably aware of. Been back here now since April 04, live in a tiny bungalow without a view, no dog or garden and no drivethroughs where I can grab a double/double. But I like it, it's home, I see my daughter and grandkids anytime I like now, after ten years absence that is a luxury for me.

Glad to hear you are ok and I look forward to seeing more of your postings

Ah, you must be in Acklington Prison.....

It does indeed suck! Erm, wrong choice of phrase.

Thank you sir.

I agree with Mr CK, there's some fish-heeds wearing the blue uniform.

However, the chap from Brazil was not legal, so why worry. I mean it's not

like he's a WMD expert........cover up. You make me sick

No sir, wor lass

Food top draw. Extras readied.

They'll love it up 'em

Food is being lovelying prepared by Mrs PN eg frying pan put to its correct use.

Fine wine & chocs ordered......she's happy

How predictable

mmmm, possibly with £500 for hornysam

memories

Quite, I've just been hit over the napper with a frying pan

See what I mean........

William Hill fear CK pulling!!

[Of course only male coppers should carry weapons, periods make it too risky to allow

the skirt element of the profession to carry arms.