Dave

what does that mean? a mad smiley? o right .. well i hear theres a good drugs you can get these days.And get some happy pills while your at it!

not really .... that was a tommy cooper one..

HE WHO WEARS A BULLET PROOF VEST SHOULD NOT COMPLAIN..........WHEN HE GETS SHOT IN THE !*!@#

The american Abrams M1 Main Battle Tank uses 10 Galleons of fuel .... to warm up, before it can go anywhere . Slightly worse fuel economy than an average yank SUV galleons?!?!

coka cola used to have real cocaine in it ... not like these days

this thread needs ressurecting . i think its alot more interesting than stuff posted recently , i intend to use this factoid in conversation later .Anymore factoids?

So the jocks have their ban in order ... now if they could stop injecting drugs and stabbing each other thier life expectancy could go up

" There is no such thing as society " - Margret Thatcher - Former Prime minster, war criminal ... and milk bottle snatcher

Well BOO HOO. I'll keep an eye out for the thought police , however in the mean time i'll say what i want thanks, and your free to do the same.As for this station slasher i've no idea what its about, seems quite vague .But if you want to talk about something else come up with a topic.. simply really.

:D :D :D a smile brightens any day!

Its true .. they all want it up em.... and need it by the look of most of them. HUH?

That amsterdam post made me think back to when i first visited that den of filth, 30 gilders s*** and f*** back then , the place was packed with lesbians , especially teasers bar,they were checking out the strippers, they didnt take to kindly to a friend of mine jumping up on the bar and swinging his overgrown manhood in their faces, haha niether did the bouncers.....ahh memories.

i didnt realise speed made you type !*!@# as well as spout it

Any news gossip or scandel happening? -- Up the street for example , need some hometown stories , had a guy floss his teeth with 3 rounds last week, what a way to book out!

he was probably blagging me , everyone looks old compared to him and dougie, he also said they played some motor head!!!

strange. when someone actually says things like "things are gonna be fun" , they invariable not the're i mean . had a text of my mate beava , says there's loads of jail bait gets in there now ....quality

Elvis rocked!!! and boy could he eat!!!!

GRAHAM Birch the previous owner of the Sun Inn, quite sure he's not a cockney, are we being invaded by non local cockneys? just set the local yoofs on em and send em packing. they seem to keep everyone else away .... see rebecca bedlingtons last post.

In 2004 i was hospitalised 50 meters from the large law enforcement establishment in bedlington while walking pissed back from the street.Maybe its a coincidence but ever since that place went up so has the likelihood of getting a good piece of shoe pie while strolling back from the bar, of the local baseball cap wearing hingoots.Admittadly the lamp post i ran into trying escape the shoeing didnt help. The little scams!!!

saw birchy on new years day and he says he's pondering taking it over again , but doesnt wanna pay for it.

i heard weatherspoons wont rent places , so they must be buying it.

Just had a walk round bedlington for an hour and i reckon the it needs a new years resolution to smarten itself up, there was rubbish all over itself , and it needs to sort out that old scout hut on churchlane as its let it get into a right mess. Plus it needs to get round the WDC and grab all the cash its owed and get itself a new get up!!!!

what a waste of money!! there's dozens of coal mines round these parts.... and in other news........they've all gone

merry christmas