Dave

No thanks - Leicester ... i stopped into the services on my way up the M1 on Friday. Thought i'd entered the twilight zone. What a hole. Full of window licking idiots!!! And i'm not just on about the creature behind the counter of KFC !! Dont ever stop there ....just keep on driving

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Its not in bedlington but i think the ridley arms in stannington is great for food

So whats on for tmrw night then ???? any bands on in the tavern?

Barlass fancies denzel.. barlass fancies denzel

Don't forget the pineapple and cheese on a stick!

Im a student at glamorgan university!!!! , completing something from work, costing 250 quid! but on the plus side ive now got a student union card , and can go to the freshers ball for fifteen quid ...... pity i'm doing by post .

So you dont like things rough and ready then ... denzel take notes

Its not dining, but i like the use of a pizza compass on my trek back from the street. It always gets me back!!!

I met a girl once.. she'd called her kid Storm ....I asked if she was a Gladiator fan. She told me to F*%$ off.

Do they do one of them good old English lasagnes!

Of course if you want to save the world we could start a petition , maybe bedlington could become the leading recycling town in the UK, all the waste food could power our own giant underearth water heater also it could feed a big herd of cattle and swine, which would in turn could produce finer waste for the methane farms, we could create a giant bio dome out of denzels empties and we could all settle down to watch the match in the happy knowledge that the maccums are definately screwed with that ar*ehole in charge.. o yeah

its a problem like . i blame that tony b lair character. In germany they have 4 different bins . one for tin and plastic that is just a big yellow bag . one brown one for food. one blue one for paper . and a black one for the rest. spoilt for choice really. it does take an extra 6 minutes a week to sort like , so no chance of it being adopted over here.

Well you could just lob it in the street and let the rats have it.. or alternatively try to buy less packaged stuff and throw less away... i suggest the latter.

here here

"God nod now.. if ok" thats a good en .. maybe it means something

Its an anagram - "Dingo know food" or "Known god food .. i?" ....so obviously this signals the end of the world or something. ...Better call Davey Icke and get the beers in!

here... that middlemiss is on again - Ch4.... hasnt actually been on yet ... greater celebs seem to be hogging all the camera time .. either that or her patters !*!@#.

True... but how can they afford to drink out at that age? In debt already no doubt.. like the rest of the country!! If i believe what i see on the Tv .. and i do!

www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2005/09/19/middlemi... looks like a bit of a nutter... reminds me of an old Viz article " Borderline boilers who you might knock a nail in " does she drink in the Sun ? .... I'll tell you what i walked passed the Dead lion last night ... looked like a kindergaten.. all hoodies and acne supping cider and eating crisps!!!

Sorry what i ment was 'Isn't' bedlingtons finest export a hound? If your saying this jane middlemass is a tasty looking hound you'd like to have a pop at.. then she might be the greatest bedlington export. i'll look up what she looks like on the interweb and report back...

is bedlingtons finest export a hound?

so... are you saying shes seen more bell ends than weekends? cutting to the chase as it were

more temperature related sayings please that one was class!! I've racked me brain and i cannot top it ... havent given up yet like!

And his birds spending all his cash on coke .. and thats not the new coke zero niether!!