Dave

If it doubles it size every day then it was half its own size the day before the 600th

Jackpot , viewpoint , lacklustre , ...and hmmmmm nat

£1.51

Got it ..its not the sum of all the letters but the special ones .

I didnt spell it out ... but

1000

Nuclear power means jobs for 100s of years ... including decommissioning of course

That had p**sed up russians looking after it.

An incident concerning a fella in a hockey mask with a chain saw...

about <10 seconds

Is that Math ? or Maths? seems it was niether anyway

People are animals 2

36 pets + 18 people + 1 dog = 55? dont sound like any are married. Maybe the one who bites chunks

A map?

She was on the bottom run?

It still has its charms, just with added chav, and the Clayton has new windows every week I heard

browse thru the topics on bedlington.co.uk .. when he came across the thread about....

But somehow he survived and walked home , stopping first for a bag of chips for the way

He realises he's gone back in time and its the raisbeck. So he ventures down the station for 15p

Evangelistic?? Stick some posters up during the night on bus stops and so on

When did you leave they've been sh** for 10 year at least.............. wan***s

The first two live near where im at ... horrible c**** the pair o them. johnathan ross should give his wage back for being Shi** and so should Chris moyles .,.. he's not on the TV but he aint worth 52 grand a month either !!! Jo wiley that **** is on 300k a year!!! rubbish. That irish gay who hosted the gayest reality show on tv about a musical can **** off as well the ***t Dr Who ??? s***e.... bring back crappy effects and one with the scarf. Flogging your home for a profit programs can f*** off as well . .. who wants to watch that??? c**** no doubt The trawlermen was good tho

Get drunk

And so on....

And another...zzzz