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Denzel

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  1. It's a shame the place is a total !*!@#.
  2. Try that again in English.
  3. That place has always been a glorified borstal.
  4. She likes being 'tashed'.
  5. Because they're !*!@# dogs?
  6. There's some fine use of the English language in here and no mistake.
  7. Another fine result for the Self-pity City at Wist 'Am the other neet mind? Black armbands and candlelit vigils all round.
  8. I claim my 25 points.
  9. Only a bliddy bint would think it was a good idea to bring Keegan back; I bet you were stood outside SJP with the other dimwits, psyched up on Smirnoff Ice and gurning at the camera.
  10. Last time I saw potting that good was in Monty Don's shed.
  11. I didn't know you were partial to a bit of Greek mind Brian?
  12. Ahhh, TV Cream, a quality website and no mistake.
  13. Now just had ya pony, keep these big, fancy words away from here.
  14. A belated birthday greeting to Bedlington's foremost subliminal advertisers. Anyone know where I can get decent childcare round here?
  15. You've certainly had a cockatoo in your time.
  16. I'm afraid my Adonis-like physique is starting to suffer from the effects of excess beer, tabs and pies.
  17. Yes, I think holidays to far-flung destinations should be the sole reserve of the idle rich.
  18. A person who sells lucky spigs of heather and bags of pegs, whilst her husband offers to tarmac your driveway.
  19. Basically, a posh term for 'childish'. And I consider myself to be Victor Mature.
  20. Special Brew.
  21. As if I'd be that puerile!
  22. Anyone would think Clarkson was some sort of self-publicist. I bet he regrets it now.
  23. I'd gladly rearrange your face for you.
  24. Jeremy Beadle's funeral is being filmed for a special edition of 'You've Been Flamed'.
  25. Doughnut-punchers in tights.
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