Denzel
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Everything posted by Denzel
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I'd gladly rearrange your face for you.
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Jeremy Beadle's funeral is being filmed for a special edition of 'You've Been Flamed'.
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Doughnut-punchers in tights.
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Oh gosh, thank you all.
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Not in the slightest, I was merely pointing out that when it 'kicks off', Kitchen's are top boys.
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They got eaten by penguins.
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And have a load of students and loppers drinking Magners, eating veggie burgers and being 'wacky'. No thank you.
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Hooray, a Championship-standard midfield plodder has been allowed to stay in the UK. Thank you all.
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Oooh call Jamie Oliver there's a new market in town. It's bobbins, and the new one will be bobbins. Tesco does the job for me.
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As a dog owner I can't condone such an act of canine cruelty.
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Can't beat a bit of rimming. Bar Lass loves a dirty Sanchez.
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Because we don't have teachers/'classroom assistants' of a high enough standard.
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And a belated birthday greeting to go with your belated new year greeting. 121 again.
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I hope all your doughnuts come out like !*!@# 's.
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Bliddy Brussels it's aal mental man!
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Probably for the best if you remain blissfully ignorant.
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Kitchen's are always handy in a ruck, and they're not afraid to use tools.
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And I bet you were listening to The Arctic Monkeys before anyone else.
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What? I'm not a Netherton scranner like you...
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You can be my White Cider Spokesperson. And Minister with Catherine Wheel Portfolio.
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Vote Tory in Wansbeck?! It's a crazy idea, but it might catch on.
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Has this all been resolved yet? I'm sick with worry.
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Sorry for ignoring my local !*!@# duties Mr Rooney, I can say with confidence that 2008 will be a fine year.
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It's over-priced. Morrison's is better.
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