Denzel
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Everything posted by Denzel
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It's a shame the place is a total !*!@#.
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Try that again in English.
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That place has always been a glorified borstal.
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She likes being 'tashed'.
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Because they're !*!@# dogs?
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Dark Base Under & Over 18 Dance Event - Top Dj's & Mc's
Denzel replied to DARKBASE's topic in Chat Central
There's some fine use of the English language in here and no mistake. -
Another fine result for the Self-pity City at Wist 'Am the other neet mind? Black armbands and candlelit vigils all round.
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I claim my 25 points.
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Only a bliddy bint would think it was a good idea to bring Keegan back; I bet you were stood outside SJP with the other dimwits, psyched up on Smirnoff Ice and gurning at the camera.
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Last time I saw potting that good was in Monty Don's shed.
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I didn't know you were partial to a bit of Greek mind Brian?
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Ahhh, TV Cream, a quality website and no mistake.
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Now just had ya pony, keep these big, fancy words away from here.
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A belated birthday greeting to Bedlington's foremost subliminal advertisers. Anyone know where I can get decent childcare round here?
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You've certainly had a cockatoo in your time.
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I'm afraid my Adonis-like physique is starting to suffer from the effects of excess beer, tabs and pies.
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Yes, I think holidays to far-flung destinations should be the sole reserve of the idle rich.
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A person who sells lucky spigs of heather and bags of pegs, whilst her husband offers to tarmac your driveway.
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Basically, a posh term for 'childish'. And I consider myself to be Victor Mature.
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Special Brew.
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As if I'd be that puerile!
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Anyone would think Clarkson was some sort of self-publicist. I bet he regrets it now.
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I'd gladly rearrange your face for you.
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Jeremy Beadle's funeral is being filmed for a special edition of 'You've Been Flamed'.
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Doughnut-punchers in tights.