Denzel

Stewart Lee - it was moderately funny. The Wire - can't be arsed. Charlie Brooker - didn't Victor Lewis-Smith do all that? Daily Show - reasonable. TV Burp - class.

They want too much for it, and it's knackered.

Used to get shoes from there when I were a nipper.

Fiddlesticks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Benet_Bis...lic_High_School

There was also a proliferation of balaclavas, bandanas and scarves, used to hide facial features. I hope the Dibble stamp on every windpipe.

Instead of complaining why not go to London with the rest of them and riot today. I hope the bizzies smash everyone of their stupid, student faces in.

Manchester City have sold Shaun Wright-Phillips to Madonna.

Super duper Hooper!

I have no friends. I'm an outcast.

Still spending all day on Facebook? Whilst your lass has two, count 'em TWO jobs, and you spend your days chatting up students. It'll all end in tears.

Scooter performed an impromptu set.

Up there with Captain Beefheart in the 'I listen to it because I like to think I'm superior' stakes. Not a patch on Scouting for Girls, or Maroon 5.

In a recent survey, 6 out of 7 dwarves said they weren't happy.

The buggers have shrunk.

HP embraces all cultures, races and creeds. I wish I was like him.

Excellent news, hats off to the nipper.

Hamburger Pimp could take them both down.

1. Top 2. And 3. Fingers

Gan on kidda.

'Scrunchings?!' It's bliddy batter man.

Ridge Farm - check Netherton Club - check The Wharton - check Red Lion - RIP Golf Club - check Top Club - check Blue Bell - RIP Movies - check Grapes - check Sun - check Market Tavern - check Market Place Club - check Northumberland Arms - check The Monkey - check Black Bull - check Dun Coo - RIP Terriers Club - check Bedlington Terrier - RIP Bank Top - check Clayton - check Percy - check Railway - check Station Club - check Hamburger Pimp's Gentlemen's Relish Club - check Still plenty of watering holes available to sate even the largest of thirsts.

Two words; 'Attention seeker'.

Boris is a fine chap.

Barbara Cartland's muff.