Denzel

Games shops? Pool-halls? This isn't the Trocadero petal, it's Bedlington.

Hamburger Pimp is class, leave him alone.

I've lost count of the amount of nights' sleep I've lost worrying about the pool league, well done that man. NB: basically, you're proposing a pub with more than one pool table? Cue-tastic.

Aye, people are desperate to hoy their money away on run-down shitholes.

You two, my office, now.

Of all test periods, rolling is my favourite variety.

Nonsense, it's a well known fact that he is a wizard beneath the sheets.

Put me down for some scones with clotted cream and jam.

The meatball melt ciabatta is a Robert Dazzler.

Planning on wearing it again like?

'Women drivers, aren't they !*!@# lads'.

And cue Roy Castle...

Brass monkey's

Superb frontier gibberish; trilby doffed.

Gan on young 'un.

I'd change it but I've already had two warnings for mischievous behaviour.

Kiss me Allan.

HP unmasked as a vile racist. Great work Merlin.

I'm onto it sister!

Bedlington is class. Screw you Channel 4.

Italian food is class. Cavolo culo.

Finger on the pulse as always.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Superb news.