Sw@lnalla

well it lotto nite tonite so if im lucky i might b able to go out for the day if not ill b eating the easter eggs if my son is lucky enough to get sum

Whatever you do at the weekend, do not attempt to teach the kids English.

More facts than any reasonable person would want

Warning: contains "industrial language".

And childish smut.

And some lovely puppies.

How many Kids has the Queen had ?

If the kilted Greek reads your defammatory blog you may end up with problems.

what does that mean? a mad smiley? o right .. well i hear theres a good drugs you can get these days.And get some happy pills while your at it!

nearest I can get to a 'Royal' wave , what's this crap about pills and drugs?

not really .... that was a tommy cooper one..

What's a 'Rampant Rabbit'?

Forget it Denzel, the Marimba Ponies will suit you better

Hooray for Einstein

Sex sells, Swalnalla. How many folk are going to click on a thread entitled "Rabbit spotted on allotment" ?

Eh?

I shudder to think what you do with your rampant rabbit CK, is that why the wild variety are coloured brown

So English is a constantly developing language, shucks all those greek, french and latin influences are ok, but American

Where are these pic's Vic, surely you've sussed it by now.

HE WHO WEARS A BULLET PROOF VEST SHOULD NOT COMPLAIN..........WHEN HE GETS SHOT IN THE !*!@#

So you like biblical !*!@#

"Any animal which has its testicles bruised or crushed or torn or cut, you shall not offer to the Lord or sacrifice within your land..."

Leviticus 22:24

Deuteronomy? Neuteronomy, more like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!!!

LOL CK,

It is absolutely massive.

It's somewhat strange you use the term Rampant Rabbit CK, listening to Alan Robson I suppose

"He whose testicles are crushed or whose male member is cut off shall not enter the assembly of the Lord."

Deuteronomy 23:1

Ouch!

How are your chucks Chianti?

This is (was?) a free country with choice. Is it going to be in a few years?

No! without smokers even a small fart will be noticed in the pub, and your children will have to take a big hit from the scientologists in school

The commonest owl found across the UK is the Teat Owl.

Old joke.

You sure about the meaning of 'honeymoon' Denzel, it's all very vague but try hjunottsmanathr

73.4% of statistics are made up on the spot without any investigation into what they refer to.

Interesting stuff Mr Darn, if you have a complaint you can start here Enjoy

Well the Black Bridge is now at the vanguard of modern art;

Strange tastes in art.

I don't have any axe to grind with our cousins over the pond, what I object to is lazy cutting and pasting from US websites. American spellings? No thank you.

You really are anti American Denzel, it shows....lol, but that's cool

Since you aren't feeling the giant creme egg, how about some live action Simpsons?

Or the desktop

90% of men don't wash their hands after a visit to the loo (yuk), women are only 50%

Below thirty, you are known as a cur,

Joe

1. A dog considered to be inferior or undesirable; a mongrel.

2. A base or cowardly person

PMSL Joe

Word on da street is the railway is gonna build a delightful sheltered gazebo style tab hut with patio heaters and a sort of bar to sit at.

The US & Canada instituted similar legislation some time ago, check some of the effects here. (Sorry Denzel, it's American )

It's official the smoking ban comes into force next year.

If Denzel wants a fag he'll have to go outside, shame

Having only had a secondery modern school education I feel some what lost on this debate.

Only secondary Pete?, me too, not everyone has a knowledge of hermaphrodism.