Sw@lnalla

HE WHO WEARS A BULLET PROOF VEST SHOULD NOT COMPLAIN..........WHEN HE GETS SHOT IN THE !*!@#

So you like biblical !*!@#

"Any animal which has its testicles bruised or crushed or torn or cut, you shall not offer to the Lord or sacrifice within your land..."

Leviticus 22:24

Deuteronomy? Neuteronomy, more like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!!!

LOL CK,

It is absolutely massive.

It's somewhat strange you use the term Rampant Rabbit CK, listening to Alan Robson I suppose

"He whose testicles are crushed or whose male member is cut off shall not enter the assembly of the Lord."

Deuteronomy 23:1

Ouch!

How are your chucks Chianti?

This is (was?) a free country with choice. Is it going to be in a few years?

No! without smokers even a small fart will be noticed in the pub, and your children will have to take a big hit from the scientologists in school

The commonest owl found across the UK is the Teat Owl.

Old joke.

You sure about the meaning of 'honeymoon' Denzel, it's all very vague but try hjunottsmanathr

73.4% of statistics are made up on the spot without any investigation into what they refer to.

Interesting stuff Mr Darn, if you have a complaint you can start here Enjoy

Well the Black Bridge is now at the vanguard of modern art;

Strange tastes in art.

I don't have any axe to grind with our cousins over the pond, what I object to is lazy cutting and pasting from US websites. American spellings? No thank you.

You really are anti American Denzel, it shows....lol, but that's cool

Since you aren't feeling the giant creme egg, how about some live action Simpsons?

Or the desktop

90% of men don't wash their hands after a visit to the loo (yuk), women are only 50%

Below thirty, you are known as a cur,

Joe

1. A dog considered to be inferior or undesirable; a mongrel.

2. A base or cowardly person

PMSL Joe

Word on da street is the railway is gonna build a delightful sheltered gazebo style tab hut with patio heaters and a sort of bar to sit at.

The US & Canada instituted similar legislation some time ago, check some of the effects here. (Sorry Denzel, it's American )

It's official the smoking ban comes into force next year.

If Denzel wants a fag he'll have to go outside, shame

Having only had a secondery modern school education I feel some what lost on this debate.

Only secondary Pete?, me too, not everyone has a knowledge of hermaphrodism.

Cholesterol-loving ginger madmen the lot of them.

It's Geordie colloquialism for men who have an hermaphroditic air about them. That lanky !*!@# out of Antony and the Johnsons is a good example.

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes

in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby,

Doctor? What's wrong???"

The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your

baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"

"Well, it means your baby has the...er... features... of a male

and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a

penis... AND a brain?"

Hope you are keeping OK

Giving up the tabs will help I'm sure........

I'm OK Pencil Neck thanks, I gave up smoking some time ago but started again when I realised I was lacking that 'mature' look when I went to the Percy.

Speaking as somebody who's grandad has had a plastic tube sticking out of his neck for the last 9 years I think the sooner smoking becomes less socially acceptable the better. It will be nice not to wake up stinking of someone else's stale smoke after a night out.

My mother died of cancer and I am diagnosed with something similar, both of us smokers but not the cause. Oncologists tell me it's probably environmental, CK has a point, how much pollution do you create?

What is a heemahalf? please enlighten.

An Unwinism, writes scripts for Flowerpot men or Teletubbies, a product of the grammar school system for sure.

ive only managed to upload 2 pictures and now im getting a message saying im unable to do any more... is there a limit? im pleading femininity once more... can anyone help?

Have you checked to make sure your pics are 800x600 or less as mentioned at the top of the page?

In future, don't copy and paste from American websites.

Well I have to wonder, a woman or a man, let's face it he/she always has to have the last word in over 90% of threads. Maybe it's just a simple case of adult OPPOSITIONAL BEHAVIOR, any opinions?

Bloody hell. You didn't get put in the stocks as well did you?!

No flower garden was considered complete without some stocks, night scented of course to cover the aroma of the horse muck.