Sw@lnalla

Cholesterol-loving ginger madmen the lot of them.

It's Geordie colloquialism for men who have an hermaphroditic air about them. That lanky !*!@# out of Antony and the Johnsons is a good example.

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes

in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby,

Doctor? What's wrong???"

The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your

baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"

"Well, it means your baby has the...er... features... of a male

and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a

penis... AND a brain?"

Hope you are keeping OK

Giving up the tabs will help I'm sure........

I'm OK Pencil Neck thanks, I gave up smoking some time ago but started again when I realised I was lacking that 'mature' look when I went to the Percy.

Speaking as somebody who's grandad has had a plastic tube sticking out of his neck for the last 9 years I think the sooner smoking becomes less socially acceptable the better. It will be nice not to wake up stinking of someone else's stale smoke after a night out.

My mother died of cancer and I am diagnosed with something similar, both of us smokers but not the cause. Oncologists tell me it's probably environmental, CK has a point, how much pollution do you create?

What is a heemahalf? please enlighten.

An Unwinism, writes scripts for Flowerpot men or Teletubbies, a product of the grammar school system for sure.

ive only managed to upload 2 pictures and now im getting a message saying im unable to do any more... is there a limit? im pleading femininity once more... can anyone help?

Have you checked to make sure your pics are 800x600 or less as mentioned at the top of the page?

In future, don't copy and paste from American websites.

Well I have to wonder, a woman or a man, let's face it he/she always has to have the last word in over 90% of threads. Maybe it's just a simple case of adult OPPOSITIONAL BEHAVIOR, any opinions?

Bloody hell. You didn't get put in the stocks as well did you?!

No flower garden was considered complete without some stocks, night scented of course to cover the aroma of the horse muck.

Hey, it's only a word hinny.

hinny - sterile offspring of a male horse and a female donkey or ass.

Sure you want to insult my parents little man?

Times have certainly Joe, I remember following the pit tractor and trailer (it used to be a horse and cart at one time) when they where delivering the coal to peoples houses, we would knock on the door and ask if we could put the coal in for them.

I not only had to move the coal but occasionally a couple of tons of horse !*!@# delivered to the door....lol

character assassination.

Of course little man, 'tis your forté.

To be fair, if you'd said 'useless pile of !*!@#' it would've made a fine substitute for his name.

The perfect Godfather

We used to go out in classes to pick them during the war. Of course we never got any money for them. They told us we were doing for the war effort. Now it would be seen as child abuse!

Joe.

That's a shame Joe, in addition to the rose hips we used to go down to the river and catch eels, the chemists would buy the skins, they were buggers to catch though. We used a fork tied to the end of a stick.

Bit harsh, Swalnalla.

Absolutely not CK

Had to search my scrapbook for this

• Keep a note of the date of the Baptism and on each anniversary celebrate the day with a visit, a card, an appropriate gift (such as a bible, religious books/goods, jewelry etc) or a phone call.

• As you godchild grows in his/her knowledge of the Christian faith try to be present to encourage and share your own Christian faith and values. Send assurances of prayers and blessings to your godchild. Always speak well of the gift of our Christian faith and the need for regular prayer and worship of God.

• Mark each sacramental milestone in the life of your godchild with a special card or appropriate gift. Try to be present for his/her reception of First Reconciliation, First Communion and Confirmation.

• Be supportive of your godchild’s parents in their role as Christian parents and primary educators of their child.

• Use this wonderful opportunity to review your own faith life and practice. Become a model of Christian living for your godchild through the practice of daily prayer, weekly attendance at Mass and an active and full participation in the life of your own parish. When the initial delight and pride of your choice as godparents has evaporated you still remain in this sacred responsibility, a responsibility you undertook before God and his Church, in response to that invitation. Try to remain faithful to that invitation and active in the life of your godchild. It is after the Baptism ceremony that your real work begins!

Having read Denzels submissions on this and previous forums, I don't see it. .....lol

As godfather, I'd like to wish them all the very best!

Poor kid

If a cove can't quote The Girls Aloud without the politically-correct mob crying foul then I fear the terrorists have already won.

Very profound indeed, eaters of raw meat

Eskimo CK ? They are the Inuit people

Heres another prediction Bedlington terriers will win the FA Vase next season, you wait and see.

And celebrate with some Perry

ive been using a thingy called IrfanView which you can acquire from http://www.download.com/

you can resize images, but they stay the same, kinda, well maybe the mega pixels change, or something... i'm only a girl and therefore do not have any idea what i'm doing, but i know it works and it's easy... good luck

Good choice, so show us your pic's now.

Did anyone else see the documentary on BBC4 tonight?

Unfortunately, I missed the programme but some clips can be seen here, not as good as the telly I suppose?

Looking through my bookmarks I find more here, Who remembers Delrosa

Newcastle al win the FA cup as well man

Dreamers abound

Rednecks in the 'Sun', how true

Some of the juvenile tommyrot posted on here fair turns my stomach. It's a bliddy disgrace, and that's swearing.

I'll bid you good day.

Is it true that Tommy Rot keeps these community forums moving along, even when he provokes argument and discussion?

(Wringing my hands....I don't think so ...lol)

from Tommy

This isn't about me nipping down the back lane of Victoria Terrace to drain the spuds when strolling home from the Top End*, then?

Sounds like Gilly the ghosts return

'The Station Slasher'?! He's no match for the 'Top End Tit Tugger'.

HUH?

Typical