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Happy Birthday to both of you! Hope you enjoy yourself TokyoGirl - you going out on the lash Ms Hair?

M: 16? Why has he got no shoes on?

Whats wrong?

I agree! Haway man threegee - ya spoiling it! Ahem... where were we?

No one wants a nuclear plant on their doorstep, but they have to be built somewhere. If it was built 100 miles away, would anyone here complain then? No... but at the end of the day, nuclear is the way things are going. If you don't like it, write to Gordon Brown. It doesn't matter whether it's a nuclear plant, coal plant, sea turbines or wind farms theres always people who will complain. I remember watching the news a while ago, some toffs were complaining about a planned wind farm being built on some hills on the horizon - which they could see from their windows. They lived in the middle of nowhere, it was a small community. Anyway, their reasons for objecting was "When we look at them for a period of time, we get dizzy" and "Ohhh it will devalue our homes". I bet they were more than happy for them to be plonked somewhere else though. !*!@# idiots.

A goth? How did you figure that one?

The Perrys are greedy and a bunch of bully's. End of.

But that wouldn't prove anything - if villager A pointed to village B, how would you know if he was lying or not? I'd ask an obvious question, like "What colour top am I wearing?".

A man with a tash!

Me. Whats the most scariest thing thats ever heppened to you in your life?

We all feel the same way, well at least I do.

..said "eeeeee i'm a 61 year old in a little boys body! I never grow up me!"

Not quite. The grim, always loving a good old game of chess, agreed that Mongos life would be spared if Mongo won a game with him.

Be happy. What was the last movie you watched, and what did you think of it?

Yip, in the back of the van.

Yes, there are 14 bollards! There's none reflected in the window though. Actually, the 14th is pretty hard to spot. You'd have to compare the two images to find it - thats if anyones bothered!

Both wrong!

I reckon they weren't stuck in the first place. How many bollards can you count!? First one to guess correctly wins a mars bar!

It'll be good for them, getting a bit of fresh air and all that.

A packet of fags. Er.. tabs even. Stuff the picnic, Mongo fancied a pint to wash down the tar from the tabs - so off he went to the Market Tavern where he saw...

Good point Pete.

Graham Norton? I know what you mean I don't even think he's funny.

Exactly

Eat worms!

Barrymores face is as queer as his gender.