Herberts don't wear black nail polish CK: Herbert "(Her - Bert) The generic term used to describe moronic sub-humans who loiter around outside tacky fast food resteraunts and off licences. The term can be used in conjunction chavs and janners. As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs, Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating b****rds who will try to !*!@# anything from cigarettes to small change off you. Herberts are not only recognisable by their sh***y dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone... "I was walking past the off-licence at 10 last night and i encountered a group of herberts - one stood up next to me and demanded that i blix my watch to him. I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.""
As everyone probably knows, Alan Johnston was freed earlier this morning. I thought he was a goner to be honest, but it's good to see he was released. Nice to see some good news being broadcast for once too. Hip, hip, hooray!