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Cympil

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  1. Newcastle united's trophy room has been broken into and contents stolen. Police are currently looking for a man in possession of a black and white carpet.
  2. :lol: :lol:
  3. A man walks into a doctor's in Newcastle with a bottle of brown ale sticking out the end of his foot. Doctors have diagnosed him with an ingrowing toon ale
  4. Newcastle FC have apparently set up a call centre for fans. Who are troubled by there latest form. The number is 0800 10 10 10 Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users. Once again the number is 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
  5. I staggered out of the pub and down the street, until I was stopped by a policeman. He said, "Where do you think you're going in that state?" I replied, "I'm going to a lecture." He said, "Yeah, right. Who gives a lecture at this time of night?" "My wife," I said.
  6. Why are there no casinos in China? Because the Chinese hate Tibet.
  7. Rugby
  8. Toast
  9. Pigeon
  10. Gee Gee
  11. Happy Birthday Brian
  12. :lol: He man
  13. Austin Powers
  14. Disco dance
  15. She`s been found alive! Here
  16. Ballroom Blitz
  17. Drunk
  18. Broke
  19. You could phone that second hand shop up (next to the Wharton)
  20. Stick Family
  21. But you get lots more people viewing your stuff on That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds, plus you make a lot more money than your stuff is actually worth
  22. Well Missvic will get rid of her cooker in no time if she puts it on Freecycle. There`s a lot of people use that site and a good few of them come from Bedlington
  23. What`s wrong with CK`s suggestion? There`s always someone after a cooker on Freecycle.
  24. Sheriff
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