Cympil

Daft question

Is this site slow on your computer? I`ve had bother on here for about 4 days now.I wonder if Threegee,is clarting aboot with the site?

No,it must be Trolley Pusher of the year man..Oh to be a Trolley Dolly :lol:

I preferred Rainbow

What do you mean,you can only push trolleys? and what does PFFFT mean?

:lol: das i`m, das nicht Scheiße schmutzigen Dildo spricht, konnte ich !*!@# aber nicht Scheiße sprechen

Pizza A

I didn`t look Eccles Cake E

sind Sie ein Werewolf durch irgendeine Wahrscheinlichkeit?

Egg G

bedeutet das Sie mögen es?

Look forward to it

Netto has always been like that,one or two tills on and folk standing right the way down the aisle getting irritable while clutching their tin of beans

Naan Bread D

That would be great..my Aunt has some film that was put onto a video from an old 8mm.Theres footage of the miners picnic and my other aunt being crowned "Miss Netherton" plus loads of other stuff. I`m not sure how to get stuff off it though?? I`ll see what i can do

onion ring G

pumpkin N

I`ve still got a copy of that game somewhere..i used to play on it all the time and it never did me any harm

It`s sure to lose the Bedlington customers,unless Tesco`s prices are sky high like.

Have you not applyed for a job there Mr Darn? It`ll be closer for you than Asda..

Good idea..i might be able to get some more photos,most of my relatives lived at Netherton Colliery,i`ll start plaguing them

I`ve just been told that it`s opening next month. My mate has just had a phone call off someone at Tesco asking her to go for an interview.

Hello Jojo..i`m familiar with Jacky Tyler,my mother used to mention him,he used to have a little black dog didn`t he? and a brother Joe. Are Davy and Frankie Halliday your relations or are they different Hallidays? I don`t know if you`ve seen the photo`s of Netherton Coliery pitmen in the History Hollow section yet but you might recognise someone..

I thought so too

The dental deal--- Tom, a Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction. "£85 for an extraction, sir" "£85?", Tom replies. "Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?" "That's the normal charge," replies the dentist. "Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?" "That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off." "Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still withoot an anaesthetic?" "I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to £40." "How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, 'ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?" "It'll be good for the students" mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you £5. But it will be traumatic." "Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said Tom. "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?