Cympil

Aye, where`s Missvic and CK? No Pete or Denzel..i`m wondering..are they all on AOL? Lot of problems at the mo with it.. Anyway, it`s too quiet!

Isn`t it quiet in here the last week or two? I know it goes through its quiet patches but this patch has lasted longer than usual Has no-one got anything to talk about?

Or she got her leg caught in Sir Bobs Rat Trap

Thats what i ment

What?

Well, i had to get someone to show me earlier, but i know you have to use the print screen button on the keyboard, then i had to use paint shop and then paste it onto there?? You far better wait on Mr Darn i think

45 again! got a few hole in ones though

I`ve made a boo boo...scores below

After another 8 attempts..my score is now 45

No :lol:

I enjoyed that.. My total score was 68 and i got a hole in one on number 10

I`ve seen it once or twice but i`ve never noticed him kissing the fish There`s some strange men about

Yibbida Yibbida?? :lol:

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The only story i heard was a police motorbike knocked her over when he was responding to a 999..she could be lying again though..

Welcome! Not only is the Black Bull still standing, but it will probably have the same decor as the last time you were in

Have i missed a birthday? Happy Belated Birthday To You!!!!

He must be to marry that drag-queen

I care..if any of the Royals have been up to no good, i want them named and shamed It`s like that time that Prince Charles had been caught in the act with a member of his male staff, (snigger) that was hushed up pretty quick! The whole lot of them are dodgy i think..

Two men are walking down the road and see a dog licking its testicles. The first man says: "Gee, I wish I could do that." The second man replies: "Better pet him first. He might bite." :lol: I decided to change my joke because the other one was just too bad!

Talk Talk has took over AOL i think..so don`t touch it with a bargepole! It`s took me half an hour to write two messages on here with it

all i can say is..i bet you`ve had a few good hidings in your time..that`s why you have the views that you do..they`ve been brayed into you

Rod Stewart,Naiomi Cambell and Elton John were walking down the street,and Niaomi tripped and her head went through a metal railing getting stuck,she screams to Rod for help,so Rod runs up behind her hoikes her skirt up and does the dirty deed,he shouts to Elton,Oy Elton do you wanna go,Elton bursts into tears and says,I'd love to but I don't think my head will fit through the rails

listen to Einstein