Cympil

I know what you mean..i was in there Saturday night before the band came in..the right side looks like a saloon with the round wooden tables,the carpet was like something out of a Bollywood film,wallpaper to match! and then there was a pool table with only the manager playing with his self (no pun intended) and it`s right in front of the ladies Then there was the bit cardboard partition right in the middle of the pub..seriously..the only good thing was BedlingtonBarlass wasn`t giving me evils over the bar

theres only one "above poster" CK..have you been sniffing poppers or what

Been there,got the t-shirt (worn once,like new)

:lol: You don`t live in Morpeth by any chance CK?

Ta Merlin..Helium balloons?? A few of us went out on Saturday and ended up doing impressions of Pinky and Perky :lol:

Happy Birthday Fourgee! Hope ypu have a great day

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Cheers Monsta..all them colours has got me in the mood for a party

:lol: :lol: <<<< (jumping for joy) Just what i wanted Cheers CK

Thanks Joe

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot". So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here." Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears. "This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. `'What do you want me to do?" "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient. The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.... Finally the last note comes out and no more appear. "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of interest, How moch was in dare den?" The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly." "Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman Wait for it.......... I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."

Cheers Mongo Just seen the link there They sound like they`ve been sucking on helium balloons

A polar bear walks into a bar and says "Can I have a gin and ... ... tonic, please?" The barman serves him and then asks "So, why the big pause?" The polar bear says "Oh, I've always had them."

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:lol: I think he`s took a double dose

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Thanks Dave..and Happy Birthday to you too

Thanks Malcolm..nice pic, the resemblance is uncanny

Cheers Blank!! 99 today WOOHOOOOOOOOO

Do you feel better after that Monsta

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... 'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon I ahm sure of eet.' 'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee'. So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture .. there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat. 'Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Eet EES a bacon tree!' 'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage?; We ees in the Desert don't forget.' 'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'. And with that ...Luis races toward the tree. He gets to within 5 meters, with Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. 'Pepe...go back man,you was right...ees not a bacon tree.' 'Luis, mi amigo...what ees it? 'Pepe...ees not a bacon tree... Ees.......... Ees... Ees......... Ees.... ... Eees a Ham Bush! :lol: :lol:

Shot with rashers?? :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: I`ve come to the conclusion that you`ve got a screw loose

That Burnmedia`s a canny site. Cheap ink cartridges

Normally i would,but if i do,i`ll just end up paying bills with it or over-spending on the groceries,so i thought i`d just get some xmas prezzies in with it and that way i`ll feel like i`ve got something to show for it..