stu

Denzel's a Toon supporter.

Monsta must be a Smoggie! All the smoke must have got to his brain!

Nope - £3200 if you want it?

Bidding starts here.3000 carrots and 200 radishes

It`s easy really man..

Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table

Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting

Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift

Dum Gai A stupid person

Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring a

fugitive

Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia Approach me

Lao Ze Sho Gilligan's Island

Lao Zi Not very good

Lin Ching An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding Achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse

Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice

Si-Ling Fan A device to keep you cool

Sum Dum !*!@# Irritating drivers

:lol: :lol:

Mint girl absolutely mint

May I nominate Miss Vic for Hu Flung Dung

I seem to remember a few more posts than this?? Missvic,are you getting to be a control freak or summic, you`re deleting stuff without good reason..you deleted the "hope your next !*!@# is a hedgehog" post too..what`s that about?

Just coz you`re a vegetarian + a mod,it doesn`t mean you can delete stuff just coz you`re a animal lover, it`s getting ridiculous on here..leave the posts alone man

She mustn't like talking about !*!@#,she removed my post about !*!@#,she must have piles

By Claude Balls

The old ones get you every time

Look in the mirror, you have a lot in common with Denzel except for one thing, he has some intelligence.

You learn something new on here every day,Cympil with mirrors an Denzel with intelligence

Do me a favour

Theres always some weirdos joining the forum...

Denzel's a Big Dawg he's been on a while :lol:

NOWT. BEDLINGTON IS GASH. ASHINGTON HAS GOT BETTER CARS BETTER BEWAS N BETTER PUBS.

You moved there from Blyth cos you gotta be on summat to write such garbage

No money was good in them days, it was five guineas a week.

Guineas????? They're little piggies them,did you eat them or stuff them pete

Denzel's a Toon supporter.

So am I,a proper one though not a fair weather supporter.Now this billionaire is kicking Freddies ass you won't be able to get near St.James' for good time"football" supporters :angry:

i'll give you two turnips and a sprout!

Can't do that the bunnies av ad the lot

Rats flaming rats now,bunnies are funny but RATS.

Somebody from Beattie road must of fetched a few spare ones up and dumped them, no sense of humour them lot!

I fear you have Club/Penguin confusion, my friend.

Devastated! Not often I'm right but I'm wrong again ah well better luck next time

is that writing with your chin? or did you mean Chinese writing?

Could mean writing with his knees!

Ewwwww!

Why do they look ill?

I don't know about CK but I've seen Denzil drink

Another one

Ms Hair uses one of them to put her make up on.

:lol: Thought you meant a bunnie till I read your post properly

A version of Monopoly featuring Bedlington?!

Give your heads a shake.

:lol: I like it

No I don't go out much on a Sunday only sometime, I struggle to get up for work if I have too much to drink on a Sunday night.

Mind you I was unlucky last night, waiting for number 66 for the flyer, it never come out. Ah well there's always next week.

Good luck Pete

I fear you have Club/Penguin confusion, my friend.

You sure? Possitive you could get different kinds,but I stand to be corrected cheers ck

Why is Bedlington the best place to live in Northumberland in your opinion?

Here's mine: Bedlington has a fantastic, friendly community!

Originally from GuidePost spent twenty odd years there,born an bred there, now I'm in Bedlington,I haven't missed the god damn place one iota! I really feel at home in Bedlington.Great place to live only wish I'd got here sooner.All the luck in the world to you all.

Thats not very nice, battering a mars bar.

These bunnies are getting me down I'd like to batter them along with black pudding mushrooms bacon................

Yum Yum

Miximmtoasis or what ever they call it (can not spell it and the spell checker has not got a clue either) would be a better option.

For the bunnies or Beattie road :lol: :lol:

Return of the Mack.

Not been on long but I get the feeling you been missing a while You been locked up or summit?

Try Whitley Terrace.

Good one! But I thought Beattie road would be my best chance