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The boys back East know how to do it ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-29476740

Willy ... didn't you ever consider handcrafted artisan wholemeal brown bread, complete with a pumpkin seed topping and smoked salmon filling, for you bait sandwiches? These wouldn't have shown the black finger prints as clearly as the Wonderloaf.

Egg's reference to "cow platts" reminds me of blasting the stuff over 1st years at school. In the month or so before bonfire night bangers and other cheapo fireworks were bought at Adamson's shop. At lunchtime us big lads would march large numbers of 1st years over to the field (Meadowdale Farm ... but I can't at the moment remember the farmer's name) opposite Westridge's main gate. We would select half a dozen victims from our captives and make them stand in a circle around a freshly laid platt, one of us big lads would rush in with a lit banger and stuff it into the centre of the platt then make a quick exit. The boom was followed by exploding dollops of sticky brown shit flying out to cover the 1st years ... they didn't half honk. Then the next half dozen victims were selected. What fun. I'm not sure that egg production has changed much since Egg's shit-shovelling days.

Doesn't the BT Hub BY DEFAULT allow all the neighbours (within range) and those walking past in the street to piggyback onto it, thus hoovering-up your resources. Perhaps you might want to consider being anti-social and disable this 'open' option.

When trimming Elderberry bushes in my various gardens over the years - ALWAYs evokes childhood memories of treehouses we built in a large Elderberry tree which grew in 'The Cut' between the allotments at the back of our house in East Riggs. Elderberry, for those who don't know, has quite a pungent honk when the stems are cut/snapped.

GCHQ and the NSA will be interested, perhaps even NCC so they can send traffic wardens bearing tickets. Anyway, I think it's great and look forward to many more installations. All we exiles have had up to now was (out of date) Google mapping stuff. Just seen (7.54pm) a couple pushing a pram ... and the bloke's got a mask on and he's looking at the camera.

Some here have suggested I live in cloud cuckoo land.

I could be argued that 'our Nigel' is part of the ruling elite. He did attend Dulwich College, that rather fine public school in South London and then into the City as a commodities trader. I wonder how he got that gig? Oh, wasn't his dad a City stockbroker called Guy Oscar Justus Farage? Yep, Nigel's definitely a man of the people unlike all those listed above.

Maggs wrote: 'We were poor but we were happy' That was true - spending money was really tight for us kids back then! I wrote earlier about squirrelling the 'lunch' tanners to fund my Moscadini(s) exploits but this funding was supplemented by adding the daily school bus fare to the pot. When I joined the 6th Form the normal way to get to the Grammar School was to board a Raisbeck's bus (known as 'chariots' 'cos they appeared to be so old) at the 'Top End' (Red Lion) and pay the thrupence (thrupenny bit or 3d or 3 old pence for our younger viewers) to get down to the Station; no bus meant running from the Top End all the way to school. I always got the bus back. Out of this extra 9d daily funding we had to budget for our snouts as well.

Maggs ... local or regional or central won't really make much difference; they're all as bent as a nine bob note. I'm old enough to remember the scrag end of local council 'corporations' with their Clerk of Works - these were the guys wholly responsible for awarding council building and road contracts. The bosses of building firms and road repair firms always 'dropped in' to the Clerks office at Xmas with a crate of Scotch or a 'brown envelope' hoping it would influence who was awarded the various contracts. What we have now is a scaled up version of what happened in the Clerks office.

I've said it before here and I'll say it again. I blame Esther Rantzen for the lack of discipline in the homes and in schools. Before she setup Childline parents and teachers could discipline brats without the threat of being reported by the brats. Adults are now scared of chastising their charges and the kids know that the adults are scared. Lets not get sidetracked by the kiddy-fiddling issue ... this is about basic manners!

have a look here: http://www.bing.com/maps/?FORM=MMREDR#Y3A9NTQuNjU4MDAxfi01LjY2NTkwMCZsdmw9NiZzdHk9byZlbz0wJnE9QmVkbGluZ3RvbiUyQyUyMFVuaXRlZCUyMEtpbmdkb20= make sure you're in Birds Eye view then zoom in/out and swivel around with the compass. The camera angle is different but it gives an insight into how much has changed.

Acres and acres of coverage today about what'll happen next to the Jockos and the rest of us. Promises, promises, promises but I'll wager very little meaningful change will happen. Yep, GGG "We live in interesting times!" and the arguements over the next few months will be fascinating but it's not in the ruling elite's interest to allow much, if anything, to change.

Her new short story, "The Assassination of Margaret Thatcher – August 6th 1983" is here: http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/sep/19/hilary-mantel-short-story-assassination-margaret-thatcher And what a good read it is ... just a shame it's friction

Oh no! They've voted to keep trousering the Blighty handouts. We're now going to suffer years and years of McPoliticians on Blighty screens demanding more and more and more. On a positive note the result will now mean there is no threat of a 1000 year Tory Reich as those 40 odd Jocko Labour MPs will help keep the bastards at bay. The bosses at the Acme Dripping & Lard (London) Company were be celerbrating the massive increase in their share price this morning ... obviously there'll be no cross-border trade tariffs due on their daily freight trains going into Waverley Station each morning. Meanwhile, Mars Incorporate, makers of Mars Bars, have also indicated that their daily M6 convoys will continue with deliveries.

I've been watching loads of Jocko stuff on the telly recently and I'm truly shocked that everybody shown, whether voxpop street interviews with punters or formal interviews with McPoliticians, just how tubby they all are. Everywhere you look there's treble chins, bingo wings and fat arses waddling down the Jocko roads ... disgusting! No wonder their bit of the NHS is creaking under the strain and is trousering extra dosh from Blighty.

Good old Janet ... always available for a few column inches on just about any subject including the positive aspects of Zionism. That aside, what she says in that particular article aligns broadly with my view that ALL politicians* are self-serving shysters. *code for all members of the Establishment ... corrupt bastards the lot of them! Vic - perhaps one solution might be to do away with the ruling elites and replace with someone like this: Note to listening GCHQ & NSA: the above is meant as a joke and should be seen in the context of humourous comment.

I met a lad called Hunter, maybe John (but not sure now), at a Derby County v Toon game maybe 20 years ago ... we were guests in the same Executive box at Pride Park. I'm sure he said he lived in Church Row. He'd be possibly early to mid 50s now.

Jimmy Hunter???? Was his Dad the bookie?

Tight sods ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29170642

I can only remember them being a tanner in 67 to 69 (for our younger viewers ... a tanner = 6d or 6 old pence). I only went in at lunchtime from the 6th Form and funded the sessions with my school dinner money. I seem to recall there was a weekly 'championship' board on a wall. There really was an art to the nudge; as you say too much welly and the game would end so the top players knew just how much force to apply.

Part of the joy of playing the pinball machines was to 'nudge' them. For our younger viewers 'nudging' meant vigorously pushing against the machine with your hips to gain extra ball bounce (no, no, no, that doesn't sound right!) off the flippers, posts and cushions. This action left the machines with loose legs. Apparently, there's only one manufacturer left making these things worldwide.

Here's a Jockoland Q & A from today's Guardian, so it might answer some of your queries Willy: http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/sep/09/-sp-if-scotland-votes-for-independence-key-questions

Just reviewed that video above ... blimey! It's of a scale that you'd expect only a national government to be able to build; it looks even bigger than the Pentagon. It looks as if a roof of some sort will be erected over that huge circulr trench creating a sort of doughnut. All that banking of earth will certainly make it 'blast-proof' if the balloon ever goes up. What's the bets it'll become a huge server farm for all the macfascists' cloud storage? What fantastic HD quality from that drone ... I want one for Xmas!

Scare stories in the rags this morning about border checkpoints if the Jockos up sticks. Reports that Miliiiiband is suggesting that the new Jockoland, maybe being a new member of the EU, will have to have 'open' borders with the rest of the EU due to the Schengen agreement resulting countless hordes of immigrants decending on the place. As England (currently the UK) isn't a signatory to this treaty it would mean checks at Berwick and similar places along the whole border to prevent the free passage of these Jockoimmigrants into Blighty ... "You're papers please!". Something like this perhaps: