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And what about Windscale?  Our very own nuke accident.

Our younger viewers may want to Google.

The Cramlington Budgie Strangler and the Benwell Basher were both seen at the Palace V Toon match.

Whilst I applaud CBS's efforts at immortalising the region's past I just can't listen comfortably to his mid-Atlantic twang attempting our accent/dialect ... it really does seems false.

Why should Fritz care?  Why should Fritz worry about his lights going out?

He'll march over borders and capture his neighbours' generating capacity!  He's done it before, he'll do it again!

For I have sent this to my first born as it saves a visit to the shops to buy a birthday card.  My flock also have no idea the cost of postage from up here.

There is but one and one only from your humble village with sway up here and I will visit upon him soon.  The peadings of my handmaiden Maggs will not go unanswered for I have this very day visited upon my top servant ToonBish thunderously demanding chapter and verse.  The poor flock abiding in your humble village may fall to their knees in prayer and seek the answers they crave.

Who's organising the wrinkly bash?  Is it the Church/School or is it a local group who hire the hall?  Before any action good intelligence gathering is vital.

It would be good to get it over the web ... I can't get it on my cat's whisker set.

Ok, we know the big lass in the middle is Maggs but which one are you Canny?  My money's on the one in specs, also in the front row.

It was Audrey Wise.

Northumberland National Park and Kielder Water and Forest Park have been awarded Dark Sky status:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25297684

Here's some more:

Netherton Pit Old banner:

Netherton Pit new banner:

front of Netherton banner and reverse:

Ok, you'll notice it says Seaton Burn but it IS Netherton's.  When Netherton pit closed the banner was recycled (a common practice) for Seaton Burn pit.  Look closely and you'll see the patch sewn over the name area.

Cambois:

Cambois & Bates (Yep, Adam uses this one):

Pegswood:

Seghill:

More to follow.

It's got to be Wilf.

It is Audrey Wise:

I don't think it's Chris Mullin ... Mullin isn't that tubby but there is a similarity

Here's some more:

more to follow.

Here you go Maggs ... in glorious Technicolor:

Foxy wrote: "The Junco Partners at Whitley Bay last night........................fantastic!!!!!!!!"

Surely not the Rex Hotel ... if so, maybe there's a bit of a space time continuum going on.  I saw them a few times there in the late 60s and I've got some of their albums up in my attic.       

Perhaps Fred West lived there?

After his news conference yesterday Tom Daley seen with his 'friend' Wilf:

Agent Wilf making his escape from Jockoboss Salmon ... seen here running in a North by Northwest* direction across the border:

Satellite image courtesy of the British Intelligence Service

*our younger viewers may have to Google "North by Northwest"   for the cultural reference.

Yep, that lass in the front center certainly has extra layers on

... she's not you Maggs???????

Alex Salmon, the top Jocko, has instigated a huge man-hunt for a member of British Intelligence who stole a helicopter and was last seen parachuting from it.  Salmon has suggested that it may have been part of an English plot to affect the big Jockovote next year.  A spokesman for the British Intelligence Service has denied that their operative, codename 'Wilf', is the person shown in the photographs.

English secret agent seen stealing the helicopter:

The agent seen jumping from the helicopter with a parachute on his back:

Good dog Son of Wilf ... show the Donk who's boss.

Yesterday the Monty Python team announced extra dates for their stage show One Down Five To Go at the Dome (now called 'The O2' - yuk!).  It was also announced that they've replaced the dead Graham Chapman with his brother Wilf Chapman.  Background information about Wilf is sketchy but John Cleese has suggested there might have been something murky going on ... something to do with British Intelligence.

The press conference yesterday:

Our Middle-East correspondent has just filed a very disturbing report which contains an early image of the famous Bible story of the Son of God entering Jerusalem on a donkey. Scolars have scrutinised the image and have concluded that the figure on the donkey is not, as has been previously believed, a local man named Jesus, but someone called Wilf. Over two thousand years of history will now have to be rewritten. Vatican sources are suggesting that Wilf, Son of God, did his early training with the British Intelligence Brothers.

The donkey was stoned to death that same day and was rendered into lamb burgers for a Passover feast;  subsequently, the halal butcher was found guilty of meat fraud and crucified.

Wilf is a very naughty boy.  This photo, lifted from Egg's security camera, clearly shows Wilf messing with Egg's computer thus rendering the Vista/Photoshop combo crippled.  Wilf learnt his hacking skills when he attended British intelligence's 'black ops' training camp.