bedlington bears

why do all the post on this forum turn in to random stuff like what ever happen to then suddenly your talking about stupid care bear what!

I don't think that the people on this forum change the subject randomly at all! Did you know that your first week's childcare at Bedlington Bears Day Nursery is absolutely free?

I'm very sorry to hear about your loss.

Happy birthday Andy

The weather's not that bad is it? I remember years ago as a kid aged 15, losing my kneecap on an illicit ride on a Triumph Bonneville in about October (please Swanalla, DO spellcheck that for me). A few months later when I surfaced from the house in February, it was freezing.

The weather's much warmer now. I daresay that we could all ride bikes in this weather. Which reminds me, number one and only son has got an Italjet Dragster for sale. Register your interest now! I personally have never wanted my child to have a bike. (yes, I know I bought it for him but I'd feel a lot better if he had a car).

In some areas, overuse of colloquialisms by native speakers is regarded as a sign of substandard ability with the language.

Whatever

Languages are dynamic, built on colloquialism and metaphor.

Happy birthday Denzel, jope you have another good year!

Joe

Happy birthday Denzel

(Careful Joe - Swalnalla is joping like mad that someone will make a typo!)

I bet you're great fun at parties Swalnalla.

My class is doing Cushy Butterfield so any ideas about that would be useful!

My great-great grandfather Geordie Ridley wrote Cushy Butterfield. He also wrote The Blaydon Races, much loved by Newcastle United fans. What makes me laugh is that great-great grandaddy was a Macam.

I was de-hydrated this morning when I woke up, I must have lost ten gallons of Guiness through the night.

Did you sleep tight then?

Oh just duck off will you.

Wow! And here was I expecting exegetical acrobatics

That sounds cruel to me. I prefer to just hit them with a geet big bat.

Fowl play!

Happy Birthday C. K.

Have a good one!

Screw christmas, It doesn't work in any language.

Swalnalla AKA Screw-ge

I remember when we had magnifying classes that went on the front of the telly, we had a nine inch Bush and the magnifying class made it a 12 inch that was in the fifties. Ah well there some more usless information for you.

I can remember our very first video recorder. The 'remote' was attached to it with wires. There was acres of wire all over the living room carpet. My parents thought we were dead mod!

Which reminds me of the burglar alarm we had for a while. It was a shotgun wired up to the front door and loaded with blanks. Yes, it was a rural life.

i've heared thats useless unless you add a few fishing hooks too.....

and you've got to tie the other end to something, or they run off with your rod!

You don't need hooks if it really works. I was told that ducks can't digest pork fat so they have to pass it out, then another duck swallows it...

I suggest that you follow this link:

http://www.thephonebook.bt.com/publisha.co...mp;x=26&y=6

..and have a ring around. Even if it's not one of the three J's there, there's not that many Dawsons in the area, and a fair few of them will be related. Even if he's ex-directory one of them will surely be able to put you in touch.

It's quite amazing isn't it, that Denzel didn't have the last say on this post?

This Norma/Denzel post on Xmas tree lights/dog & lamp-post is the funniest thing I've read on here for weeks. Thanks for the laugh you two.

A belated happy birthday from me to everyone's favourite uncle, wor Pete.

Me too Pete, Happy (belated) Birthday. I'm sorry I missed it.

Finished work. Off for 4 days. Back home. Music on. Drink in hand. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

Any of you lucky enough to have small children, you'll enjoy it for 'them'. Savour it for yourself as well because when they are older, these are the christmasses you'll look back on. Enjoy your children's wide-eyed wonder and raucous joy of Santa Claus, it only lasts a few years of your life. Love Auntie Wendy XXX

Catching them might be a problem, could do with a trained fox if anybodys got one.

A fishing line baited with a piece of pork fat and left for 24 hours or so will catch you half a dozen (apparently).

UK Brand Manager!

Read it and weep, fat boys.

Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

Bedlington Bears!

Sorry, I mean The Market Tavern.

Me and him have just come back from a weekend in a hotel in Chipping Norton. It was miles to the nearest pub so the guests were at the mercy of the hotel bar prices. £11.40 for 2 single bacardi and draught cokes!

It is 9.40 AM, and it is now -33c with bright sun.

And it is pronounced Saylin Dion, so if you want to blame her (Now down in Las Vegas in airconditioned splendour) then at least get the pronunciation right.

And by the way I erred (O mea Culpa!) recently I gave the snowfall in MM, it should have been CM.

Again I reveal my appalling ignorance, but I was educated at St Bede's. The important part of it anyway!

Joe.

Hi Joe,

Isn't life strange? I've been reading your Canadian weather reports without much thought and then yesterday I went home to find a huge 6" 7 Canadian wrestler firmly ensconsed in one of the attic bedrooms. It's a mate of my wrestling son. He's been kicked out by his wife and he's now homeless because his family are all in Canada. The other half is a bit annoyed about it because nobody asked permission, but I'm dead excited because none of my friends have got huge wrestlers in their attic and also, as an ex-anthropologist I love speaking to people from other cultures - except that he's a bit depressed and doesn't seem to want to come out of the attic. Please excuse me, I think I'm just having a manic moment.

I do, I live my life by the 'Five F's' principle.

I only know of the four F's. All regulated by the hypothalamus: feeding, fighting, fleeing and mating.

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