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Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)

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What do music writers do after they die???

They De-Compose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Its the way i tellem!!!!!!!!

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Rod Stewart,Naiomi Cambell and Elton John were walking down the street,and Niaomi tripped and her head went through a metal railing getting stuck,she screams to Rod for help,so Rod runs up behind her hoikes her skirt up and does the dirty deed,he shouts to Elton,Oy Elton do you wanna go,Elton bursts into tears and says,I'd love to but I don't think my head will fit through the rails :lol:

Rod Stewart,Naiomi Cambell and Elton John were walking down the street,and Niaomi tripped and her head went through a metal railing getting stuck,she screams to Rod for help,so Rod runs up behind her hoikes her skirt up and does the dirty deed,he shouts to Elton,Oy Elton do you wanna go,Elton bursts into tears and says,I'd love to but I don't think my head will fit through the rails :lol:

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What do music writers do after they die???

They De-Compose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Highlight to see answer!)

Its the way i tellem!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to

his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, " I found the remote!"

bah these so called jokes just get worse! :blink: nock nock

whos there

santy clause!

santy clause who

who gives a !*!@# ! :angry:

bah these so called jokes just get worse! :blink: nock nock

whos there

santy clause!

santy clause who

who gives a !*!@# ! :angry:

lol, i like it!

lol, i like it!

you would! :lol::lol::lol:

Two men are walking down the road and see a dog licking its testicles.

The first man says: "Gee, I wish I could do that."

The second man replies: "Better pet him first. He might bite."

:lol: :lol:

I decided to change my joke because the other one was just too bad!

I enjoyed that.. My total score was 68 and i got a hole in one on number 10 :D

no exactly tiger woods 08! :lol::lol:

no exactly tiger woods 08! :lol::lol:

No :lol: :lol:

Keep going Cym, my best is 39.

After another 8 attempts..my score is now 45 :lol:

After another 8 attempts..my score is now 45 :lol:

Matched ya! that 18th is a pig!

Matched ya! that 18th is a pig!

second attempt and that 18th is deffo a pig!

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diddnt do well on the 3rd or 12th either, and i got a HIO on the 12th in the first attempt!

:blink:

I`ve made a boo boo...scores below :D

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45 again! got a few hole in ones though :D

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Sussing, frussing, cussing, how did you save that bit of the page?

Well, i had to get someone to show me earlier, but i know you have to use the print screen button on the keyboard, then i had to use paint shop and then paste it onto there??

You far better wait on Mr Darn i think :lol:

like they say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush! or something!

oh and that golf game :mellow:

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