February 8, 201313 yr Old Lockey's slow again,he hasn't mentioned the new Coral that's being built at the old Findus Factory.
February 8, 201313 yr To maintain truth in advertising the lasagne product line is being over-stamped as Findhaus.
February 8, 201313 yr They are not running the Plate this year, it's too close to the Findus factory for spooking the runners.
February 8, 201313 yr In cinemas soon: Only For Lasagne!...the gripping sequel to: http://uk.imdb.com/t...ref_=fn_tt_tt_1
February 8, 201313 yr The message came from France GGG, they don't just shoot them...........and very tasty they are too!
February 9, 201313 yr Waiter, waiter, is there any chance that this beef lasagne could contain horse?A chance in a million sir... it always came in last!
February 9, 201313 yr Two horses escaped from their field and were wandering through a trading estate. One turns to the other "I wouldn't worry, they'll find-us soon".
February 9, 201313 yr I was in a restaurant in Cockneyland last week and I asked the chef if there was any horse meat on my plate.He went off in a rage and said he was certain there was no gee gee on my dish, in fact he would bet there wasn't - he said he would put a pony on it.
February 10, 201313 yr It had to happen! An on-line Horse Consumption Calculator====================A horse is not beef, of course, of course,And no one would eat horse of courseThat is, of course, unless the horse is the Findus Mr. Ed.Go right to the sauce to mask the horseIt'll give you the taste that you'll endorse.He's always in the pasta course.Fork to Mr. Ed.====================...and the best one so far: My doctor says I should watch what I eat, so I've got tickets to the Grand National.
February 11, 201313 yr This is a photo of the equity fund boss Leynton Lea who owns Findus delivering Sunday lunch.... you all can guess where the knackered polo dobbins end up.
February 12, 201313 yr I asked at the bookies what the SP stood for and was told Supermarket Produce. Edited February 12, 201313 yr by keith lockey
February 13, 201313 yr Oh no! A report in the paper this morning that Waitrose has been affected. This has now become a serious issue ...
February 13, 201313 yr The Romanians have employed Gordon Brown as PR consultant. The latest line from Bucharest is that it's a global problem!
February 15, 201313 yr Had a nice steak tonight, no chips just a side saddleWhere did you have the meal, Keith? The Three Horseshoes? Edited February 15, 201313 yr by keith lockey
February 15, 201313 yr Where did you have the meal, Keith? The Three Horseshoes?Nags Head.............. ate the rest
February 21, 201313 yr Faux Pas on behalf of News Post Leader.Headlines on front page...Top right...'Plans to tackle problem of stray horses to be agreed.'Followed by bottom headline....''Council say school meat has full traceability.'Er...
February 24, 201313 yr The Tory High Command were so fed-up with Owen Patterson's performance as Environment Minister in charge of the neddyburger scandal that they had his DNA tested and it came back as being 100% donkey.
February 24, 201313 yr The Tory High Command were so fed-up with Owen Patterson's performance as Environment Minister in charge of the neddyburger scandal that they had his DNA tested and it came back as being 100% donkey.I think you will find the whole cabinet is like that.
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