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Well I have to wonder, a woman or a man, let's face it he/she always has to have the last word in over 90% of threads. Maybe it's just a simple case of adult OPPOSITIONAL BEHAVIOR, any opinions? :D

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Well I have to wonder, a woman or a man, let's face it he/she always has to have the last word in over 90% of threads. Maybe it's just a simple case of adult OPPOSITIONAL BEHAVIOR, any opinions? :D

In future, don't copy and paste from American websites.

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Denzel is a heemahalf I have seen the mangina. Sometimes he/she calls it their shenis. But seriously, Denzel is a good person who likes to have the last word in the non tinternet world too!

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Denzel is a heemahalf I have seen the mangina. Sometimes he/she calls it their shenis. But seriously, Denzel is a good person who likes to have the last word in the non tinternet world too!

Hmmmmmmmmmm. :unsure:

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Denzel is a heemahalf I have seen the mangina. Sometimes he/she calls it their shenis. But seriously, Denzel is a good person who likes to have the last word in the non tinternet world too!

What is a heemahalf? please enlighten.

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What is a heemahalf? please enlighten.

An Unwinism, writes scripts for Flowerpot men or Teletubbies, a product of the grammar school system for sure. :D:D

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What is a heemahalf? please enlighten.

It's Geordie colloquialism for men who have an hermaphroditic air about them. That lanky !*!@# out of Antony and the Johnsons is a good example.

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It's Geordie colloquialism for men who have an hermaphroditic air about them. That lanky !*!@# out of Antony and the Johnsons is a good example.

Thank you kind sir's for your interpretation, but whats a hermaphroditic.

It's Geordie colloquialism for men who have an hermaphroditic air about them. That lanky !*!@# out of Antony and the Johnsons is a good example.

No problem I'v just looked it up in the dictioary, did'nt think that was possible ah well there some strang goings on these days.

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It's Geordie colloquialism for men who have an hermaphroditic air about them. That lanky !*!@# out of Antony and the Johnsons is a good example.

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes

in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby,

Doctor? What's wrong???"

The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your

baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"

"Well, it means your baby has the...er... features... of a male

and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a

penis... AND a brain?"

:lol:

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A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes

in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby,

Doctor? What's wrong???"

The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your

baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"

"Well, it means your baby has the...er... features... of a male

and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a

penis... AND a brain?"

:lol:

Quite :(

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A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes

in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby,

Doctor? What's wrong???"

The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your

baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"

"Well, it means your baby has the...er... features... of a male

and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a

penis... AND a brain?"

:lol:

Alternatively the bairn could have a vagina yet still be able to park a car.

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Alternatively the bairn could have a vagina yet still be able to park a car.

Having only had a secondery modern school education I feel some what lost on this debate.

:huh:

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Having only had a secondery modern school education I feel some what lost on this debate.

:huh:

Only secondary Pete?, me too, not everyone has a knowledge of hermaphrodism. ;)

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Only secondary Pete?, me too, not everyone has a knowledge of hermaphrodism. ;)

In Greek mythology, Hermaphroditus was the 'son' of Hermes and Aphroditus. My knowledge on the subject ends there.

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Only secondary Pete?, me too, not everyone has a knowledge of hermaphrodism. ;)

To be honest Swalnalla I dont think I have ever heard of this hermaphrodism.

In Greek mythology, Hermaphroditus was the 'son' of Hermes and Aphroditus. My knowledge on the subject ends there.

My knowledge never started Denzel.

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In Greek mythology, Hermaphroditus was the 'son' of Hermes and Aphroditus. My knowledge on the subject ends there.

I didn't know you had Greek relatives Denzel, so do I!

Just shows you, beneath all the chatter, youre a canny lad after all. Greek, mind you. I would never have guessed!

Joe

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As much as I enjoy a bit of Greek I'm afraid I have no Greek relations Joe. And are you surprised to find I'm actually a canny lad?!

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As much as I enjoy a bit of Greek I'm afraid I have no Greek relations Joe. And are you surprised to find I'm actually a canny lad?!

Well no Denzel, beneath every Geordie curmudgeon, there lurks a canny lad!

Would have been nice if you had a little Greek blood though.

Joe

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Well no Denzel, beneath every Geordie curmudgeon, there lurks a canny lad!

Would have been nice if you had a little Greek blood though.

Joe

Cheers Joe! Now I know I'm getting old when I'm being referred to as a curmudgeon!

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Cheers Joe! Now I know I'm getting old when I'm being referred to as a curmudgeon!

Above thirty, you qualify for full curmudgeon status. Below thirty, you are known as a cur, under twenty you are just a rotten kid!

Joe

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Below thirty, you are known as a cur,

Joe

1. A dog considered to be inferior or undesirable; a mongrel.

2. A base or cowardly person

PMSL Joe :blink:

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Above thirty, you qualify for full curmudgeon status. Below thirty, you are known as a cur, under twenty you are just a rotten kid!

Joe

:lol::lol:

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