So - Denzil's real name is Denis. Must be a bloke then.

So - Denzil's real name is Denis. Must be a bloke then.

Nope, my real name is not 'Denis'. I can confrim that I am a bloke however. Are you really a bear?

And what do you do in the woods?

And what do you do in the woods?

Let's go down there today and have a look.

Let's go down there today and have a look.

Dont forget your picknick basket and bottle of wine.

Dont forget your picknick basket and bottle of wine.

Maybe we'll get to see a bare bear?

Maybe we'll get to see a bare bear?

Or a bare behind, a tree

Or a bare behind, a tree

If it's Denzil......it'll be two or three mature Red Woods

If it's Denzil......it'll be two or three mature Red Woods

I'd prefer a mature Birch.

I'd prefer a mature Birch.

I thought you now prefer the young sapling?

All ages.......dorty perv

I thought you now prefer the young sapling?

All ages.......dorty perv

Barbers shop floor does me!

Barbers shop floor does me!

It'll make you itch Denzel.

It'll make you itch Denzel.

He likes the feel of hair

He likes the feel of hair

Nah, I like it smooth. Nothing worse than looking down and seeing a borst cooch.