Rampant Rabbit!

[Hamburger Pimp]

One ear bigger than the other!

"Grower Jeff Smith, 63, said: "This is no ordinary rabbit. We are dealing with a monster.

"It is absolutely massive. I have seen its prints and they are huge, bigger than a deer. It is a brute of a thing."

Kill it! Somebody just kill it!

[Sw@lnalla]

It is absolutely massive.

It's somewhat strange you use the term Rampant Rabbit CK, listening to Alan Robson I suppose

[Hamburger Pimp]

Sex sells, Swalnalla. How many folk are going to click on a thread entitled "Rabbit spotted on allotment" ?

Eh?

[Pete]

One ear bigger than the other!

"Grower Jeff Smith, 63, said: "This is no ordinary rabbit. We are dealing with a monster.

"It is absolutely massive. I have seen its prints and they are huge, bigger than a deer. It is a brute of a thing."

Kill it! Somebody just kill it!

Could this be Northumberlands answer to big foot and when will the fuzzy photographs be available on the BBC web site?

[Sw@lnalla]

Sex sells, Swalnalla. How many folk are going to click on a thread entitled "Rabbit spotted on allotment" ?

Eh?

I shudder to think what you do with your rampant rabbit CK, is that why the wild variety are coloured brown

[Denzel]

What's a 'Rampant Rabbit'?

[Sw@lnalla]

What's a 'Rampant Rabbit'?

Forget it Denzel, the Marimba Ponies will suit you better

[Pencil_Neck]

Ah, the RR......a grand invention for the ladies or a little of

[Chianti]

Forget it Denzel, the Marimba Ponies will suit you better

Thank you for sharing 'the ponies'!

[Sw@lnalla]

Thank you for sharing 'the ponies'!

YVW, have you ever come across Einstein the chatty chick Chianti?

[Chianti]

YVW, have you ever come across Einstein the chatty chick Chianti?

Ha ha - he's a real chatty chick!

thanks

Swalnalla

[Denzel]

Ha ha - he's a real chatty chick!

thanks

Swalnalla

I don't like a bird who talks too much.

[Pencil_Neck]

I don't like a bird who talks too much.

Give her a quick pat....."good girl"

[Sw@lnalla]

Give her a quick pat....."good girl"

Here's a chick who will respond to a pat.

[Denzel]

Here's a chick who will respond to a pat.

Mmmmm nice mouth.

[Pencil_Neck]

Mmmmm nice mouth.

tartar sauce........

[Denzel]

tartar sauce........

WTF?

[Pencil_Neck]

WTF?

The quote from Mr PR on Monday

[Denzel]

The quote from Mr PR on Monday

Who is 'Mr PR'?

[Pencil_Neck]

Who is 'Mr PR'?

"pervertere rampantus"

Do the math

[Denzel]

"pervertere rampantus"

Do the math

I didn't do Latin in 'maths'.

[Pencil_Neck]

I didn't do Latin in 'maths'.

I'm sure you haven't

[Denzel]

I'm sure you haven't

I wanted to do Greek though.

[Pencil_Neck]

I wanted to do Greek though.

Greek is good albeit not very popular on the Front Street

[Hamburger Pimp]

Pigeonholing the joke funnies and returning to the res for a moment, it seems the story has gone global.