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The Amazing Death Predictor

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Ever wondered how and when you`re gonna die? Find out here Click Here

Here`s the answer i got

Cympil: At age 93 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks. :lol:

Ever wondered how and when you`re gonna die? Find out here Click Here

Here`s the answer i got

Cympil: At age 93 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks. :lol:

Mr Oblivious: At age 43 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

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Mr Oblivious: At age 43 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

Just 13 years left..Unlucky for some :lol:

monsta: At age 72 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

what a cheesey ending! :lol::lol::lol:

"Hamburger Pimp: At age 50 you will be found dead in a pool of your own urine, slumped in front of your computer, after a marathon stint of completing tiresome internet memes."

IFCIT!

"Hamburger Pimp: At age 50 you will be found dead in a pool of your own urine, slumped in front of your computer, after a marathon stint of completing tiresome internet memes."

IFCIT!

:lol::lol:

Heres mine: It's short and sweet!

Blank: At age 43 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

Ever wondered how and when you`re gonna die? Find out here Click Here

Here`s the answer i got

Cympil: At age 93 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks. :lol:

I am already dead, died in a pond under mysterious circumstances and I thought I just sweat alot

:D

MONGO: At age 71 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain :D

Malcilom: At age 95 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

Sounds good to me!

Awww, try again, thats not you!!!

MONGO: At age 41 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer. :lol:

MONGO: At age 41 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer. :lol:

Hehe!!!

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MONGO: At age 41 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How boring. And how worrying that I only have 3 years left...

At age 30 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

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How boring. And how worrying that I only have 3 years left...

At age 30 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

:blink: Nice knowing you :lol: :lol:

MONGO: At age 71 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain :D

Well at least the sun will be shining Mongo.

:D

How boring. And how worrying that I only have 3 years left...

At age 30 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

If I knew that I only had three years left I would be out enjoying myself every night.

:D

<<<<<At age 76 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

Holy cow, well at least it looks like I go out either having fun or completely with no marbles...lol

<<<<<At age 76 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

Holy cow, well at least it looks like I go out either having fun or completely with no marbles...lol

No humorous comments!

Simply says I shall die at age 91.

Maybe I'll get to spend some of my money after all!

Joe

My Cat:

Missy: At age 8 you will choke on a piece of steak.

:lol:

My Cat:

Missy: At age 8 you will choke on a piece of steak.

:lol:

My Dog, At age 47 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

:D

At age 96 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

What a rubbish topic. :o 96 my ass.

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What a rubbish topic. :o 96 my ass.

Well i`ll never reach 93 either but it`s just meant to be a bit of fun anyway :blink:

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