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Market Tavern

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Then when he finally gets to the next pub,the lasses get treated to his seduction techniques :lol:See "Seduction"

CLASS absolute CLASS :lol: :lol: :lol:

CLASS absolute CLASS :lol: :lol: :lol:

I thought so too :D

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CLASS absolute CLASS :lol: :lol: :lol:

am gannin doon the tavern an t monkey t see these techniques performed by the master,a might pick up a few tips :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • 4 weeks later...
Nonsense. It's all downhill. Ten minutes, maximum. Just enough to build up a not unmanly thirst for the next pint.

The bands in the Tavern are alright. A bit trad for the tastes of this mid 20s hip-hopper, but perfectly fine for middle-aged types.

:rolleyes:

I STOPPED GOING IN THE TAVERN WHEN THEY STARTED TO SMOKE (AFTER THE SMOKING BAN WAS ENFORCED) AFTER HOURS AND BETWEEN 11.00AM AND 2PM SUNDAY'S WHEN THE BLINDS ARE CLOSED. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KNOCK ON THE SIDE DOORS TO BE LET IN AND THE LANDLORD WILL DO SO.

YOU CAN EVEN GO BEHIND THE BAR YOURSELF NOW AND GET AN ASHTRAY YOURSELF IF YOU WANT TO.

BEWARE OF THE ALE IN THE PUMPS.IT GIVES ME AN UPSET TUMMY.

PLEASE DRINK FROM THE BOTTLES ITS SAFER.

Another troll? Splendid. Just what this place needs.

Another troll? Splendid. Just what this place needs.

yeah along with these afro blacky lovers! :lol::lol::lol:  splendid! tavern smoking hopefully it will catch fire! :lol:

QED.

TED? Teapot! :lol::lol::lol:

YOU AND ME BOTH MATE. HOPEFULLY ALL THAT FLAT ALE WONT PUT THE FLAMES OUT TO SOON.

Another troll? Splendid. Just what this place needs.

:o

Thats not a nice way to greet a new member

:o

Thats not a nice way to greet a new member

thank you. i agree its not a nice way to greet a new member but i have big shoulders. big enough to carry rude remarks

other people leave. lets hope it gets better.

thank you. i agree its not a nice way to greet a new member but i have big shoulders. big enough to carry rude remarks

other people leave. lets hope it gets better.

you might win the lottery too! :lol::lol::lol:

you might win the lottery too! :lol::lol::lol:

i cant afford to put the lottery on............... i'm only a troll..............

i'm only a troll..............

But a troll that has *finally* found his Caps Lock key nevertheless! :D

But a troll that has *finally* found his Caps Lock key nevertheless! :D

very sorry for shouting

  • 5 months later...
yeah along with these afro blacky lovers! :lol::lol::lol:  splendid! tavern smoking hopefully it will catch fire! :lol:

Hi Being new to all this I'm a bit confused But has Monsta been Barred from the Tavern or am i mistaken

  • 4 weeks later...
Hi Being new to all this I'm a bit confused But has Monsta been Barred from the Tavern or am i mistaken

Who cares? The Tavern is !*!@#.

Who cares? The Tavern is !*!@#.

I like it, my h2bs mates like it too, we took them to some pubs on the street and ended up at the tavern, Sarah is very welcoming, Where do you drink Denzel ???

He drinks in the Budge, sipping white wine with his Apple Mac-loving gang of effeminate designers and marketing types.

You may have seen his grafitti, neatly spray-painted slogans such as "STEVE JOBS IS LUSH!", "PCs R GAY" and "MACS ROOL 4 EVA".

He drinks in the Budge, sipping white wine with his Apple Mac-loving gang of effeminate designers and marketing types.

You may have seen his grafitti, neatly spray-painted slogans such as "STEVE JOBS IS LUSH!", "PCs R GAY" and "MACS ROOL 4 EVA".

That's a lie, I follow the crowd and drink the student and part-timer's cider of choice, Magner's. Ice in the cider.

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