Denzel Posted September 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Make it two Denzel and al leave straight away. They've got your name on them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 They've got your name on them!On me way, cheers pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted September 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 On me way, cheers pal.Always a pleasure, never a chore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted September 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Liza Tarbuck's knockers:-Rabbits - great pets, and you can eat them tooSir Digby Chicken Caesar - funny as funkMull Historical Society - singer/songwriter in 'not miserable' shockerJose 'Pepe' Reina - comedy goalkeeping Steven Harper would be proud ofA Flock of Seagulls - principally, the video for 'I Ran'Mental as Anything's 'Live it Up' - see aboveSetanta Sports - watching the Old Firm derby - for nowt!Guinness - got the taste for it again; it's all about the craic, apparentlyITV3 - LovejoyRichard Keys (now depilated) hands:-Influenza - the menopause with a sore throat attachedDaddy longlegs - what did you do before lightbulbs were invented?Titus Bramble - oh dearMatch of the Day - 'first off, we're at Stamford Bridge...', yawnMates with twisty-arsed, opinionated bitches in tow - give them a slap, that's how they learnDogging - it's become too fashionable; Johnny-come-lately's stay away (no pun intended)Pink - cheer up and stop shootin' on womanHeartburn - not as enjoyable as HeartbeatCelebrity Masterchef - what next? 'Celebrity First-fix Joiner?' 'Celebrity Bricklaying Squad?'Slugs - slimy little sods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Liza Tarbuck's knockers:-Rabbits - great pets, and you can eat them tooSir Digby Chicken Caesar - funny as funkMull Historical Society - singer/songwriter in 'not miserable' shockerJose 'Pepe' Reina - comedy goalkeeping Steven Harper would be proud ofA Flock of Seagulls - principally, the video for 'I Ran'Mental as Anything's 'Live it Up' - see aboveSetanta Sports - watching the Old Firm derby - for nowt!Guinness - got the taste for it again; it's all about the craic, apparentlyITV3 - LovejoyRichard Keys (now depilated) hands:-Influenza - the menopause with a sore throat attachedDaddy longlegs - what did you do before lightbulbs were invented?Titus Bramble - oh dearMatch of the Day - 'first off, we're at Stamford Bridge...', yawnMates with twisty-arsed, opinionated bitches in tow - give them a slap, that's how they learnDogging - it's become too fashionable; Johnny-come-lately's stay away (no pun intended)Pink - cheer up and stop shootin' on womanHeartburn - not as enjoyable as HeartbeatCelebrity Masterchef - what next? 'Celebrity First-fix Joiner?' 'Celebrity Bricklaying Squad?'Slugs - slimy little sodsI agree and since i've started to pay my license fee i complain all the time ... about crappy reality shows , like that singing one... maria something??? what was all that about? crap!! , and hospital dramas , anything containing lenny henry, and thatgreat big useless fat **** Chris Moyles who i have to put up with in the office every morning , i mean how is listening to a boring Leeds fan = entertainment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted September 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 I agree and since i've started to pay my license fee i complain all the time ... about crappy reality shows , like that singing one... maria something??? what was all that about? crap!! , and hospital dramas , anything containing lenny henry, and thatgreat big useless fat **** Chris Moyles who i have to put up with in the office every morning , i mean how is listening to a boring Leeds fan = entertainment I just don't see the point in taking an amateur into a situation where they are criticised by a professional chef. What's the point? Of course the food isn't going to be good enough, that's why you sods charge exorbitant fees in your restaurants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 I agree and since i've started to pay my license fee i complain all the time ... about crappy reality shows , like that singing one... maria something??? what was all that about? crap!! , and hospital dramas , anything containing lenny henry, and thatgreat big useless fat **** Chris Moyles who i have to put up with in the office every morning , i mean how is listening to a boring Leeds fan = entertainment I agree with you 100% and its time they kicked off all of those, this is how your house should be decorated programes and your garden should look like this, it must have decking and a water feture. While were at it Coronation st, Eastenders and all that type of rubish should be baned but I like Heartbeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 I agree with you 100% and its time they kicked off all of those, this is how your house should be decorated programes and your garden should look like this, it must have decking and a water feture. While were at it Coronation st, Eastenders and all that type of rubish should be baned but I like Heartbeat.I would like them to come & do my garden...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 I agree with you 100% and its time they kicked off all of those, this is how your house should be decorated programes and your garden should look like this, it must have decking and a water feture. While were at it Coronation st, Eastenders and all that type of rubish should be baned but I like Heartbeat.See the BBC are flogging there own tonight with a half hour of outtakes from Rub a Dub endersWho the hell wants to see a borderline boiler ( ann robinson ) that looks like she needs a good doing showing a load of crap acting from a bunch of cockney wan*ers - call that entertainment cos i dont!!! I wouldnt be bothered but i couldnt go out as im out early trmw and im stuck with the choice of Watching sea birds get it on ( BBC 2 ) and Ian Beal get his lines wrong again ....hilarious.. they can shove their license fee up their !*!@# . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted October 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 I would like them to come & do my garden...... I think Steptoe and Son would be of more use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 See the BBC are flogging there own tonight with a half hour of outtakes from Rub a Dub endersWho the hell wants to see a borderline boiler ( ann robinson ) that looks like she needs a good doing showing a load of crap acting from a bunch of cockney wan*ers - call that entertainment cos i dont!!! I wouldnt be bothered but i couldnt go out as im out early trmw and im stuck with the choice of Watching sea birds get it on ( BBC 2 ) and Ian Beal get his lines wrong again ....hilarious.. they can shove their license fee up their !*!@# . I Completely agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted October 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 See the BBC are flogging there own tonight with a half hour of outtakes from Rub a Dub endersWho the hell wants to see a borderline boiler ( ann robinson ) that looks like she needs a good doing showing a load of crap acting from a bunch of cockney wan*ers - call that entertainment cos i dont!!! I wouldnt be bothered but i couldnt go out as im out early trmw and im stuck with the choice of Watching sea birds get it on ( BBC 2 ) and Ian Beal get his lines wrong again ....hilarious.. they can shove their license fee up their !*!@# . Hello? Steve? It's Mr Angry from Bedlington here. I'm so angry I could throw the phone down.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Vote for:Fifa World Player of the Year shortlist: Adriano (Inter Milan, Brazil), Michael Ballack (Chelsea, Germany), Gianluigi Buffon (Juventus, Italy), Fabio Cannavaro (Real Madrid, Italy), Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United, Portugal), Petr Cech (Chelsea, Czech Republic), Deco (Barcelona, Portugal), Didier Drogba (Chelsea, Ivory Coast), Michael Essien (Chelsea, Ghana), Samuel Eto'o (Barcelona, Cameroon), Luis Figo (Inter Milan, Portugal), Gennaro Gattuso (AC Milan, Italy), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool, England), Thierry Henry (Arsenal, France), Kaka (AC Milan, Brazil), Miroslav Klose (Werder Bremen, Germany), Philippe Lahm (Bayern Munich, Germany), Frank Lampard (Chelsea, England), Jens Lehmann (Arsenal, Germany), Alessandro Nesta (AC Milan, Italy), Andrea Pirlo (AC Milan, Italy), Franck Ribery (Marseille, France), Juan Roman Riquelme (Villarreal, Argentina), Ronaldinho (Barcelona, Brazil), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United, England), Tomas Rosicky (Arsenal, Czech Republic), Andriy Shevchenko (Chelsea, Ukraine), Lilian Thuram (Barcelona, France), Patrick Vieira (Inter Milan, France), Zinedine Zidane (retired, France). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted October 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Vote for:Fifa World Player of the Year shortlist: Adriano (Inter Milan, Brazil), Michael Ballack (Chelsea, Germany), Gianluigi Buffon (Juventus, Italy), Fabio Cannavaro (Real Madrid, Italy), Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United, Portugal), Petr Cech (Chelsea, Czech Republic), Deco (Barcelona, Portugal), Didier Drogba (Chelsea, Ivory Coast), Michael Essien (Chelsea, Ghana), Samuel Eto'o (Barcelona, Cameroon), Luis Figo (Inter Milan, Portugal), Gennaro Gattuso (AC Milan, Italy), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool, England), Thierry Henry (Arsenal, France), Kaka (AC Milan, Brazil), Miroslav Klose (Werder Bremen, Germany), Philippe Lahm (Bayern Munich, Germany), Frank Lampard (Chelsea, England), Jens Lehmann (Arsenal, Germany), Alessandro Nesta (AC Milan, Italy), Andrea Pirlo (AC Milan, Italy), Franck Ribery (Marseille, France), Juan Roman Riquelme (Villarreal, Argentina), Ronaldinho (Barcelona, Brazil), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United, England), Tomas Rosicky (Arsenal, Czech Republic), Andriy Shevchenko (Chelsea, Ukraine), Lilian Thuram (Barcelona, France), Patrick Vieira (Inter Milan, France), Zinedine Zidane (retired, France). Apropos of what, exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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