Yep, it's not a proper lads night out unless two of your dullard mates have deemed it necessary to invite their respective lasses along.

Well don't tell her to come out this Friday night; though no doubt Thelma and Mrs Hair will 'miraculously' bump into us during the course of the evening.

I wouldn't call her Thelma or she'll slice your knackers off

She's already whipped yours off.

She's already whipped yours off.

Never been so happy

She also took your spine and your guts.

She also took your spine and your guts.

You'd be happy to loose your gut

Pencil Neck is right, although marks must be deducted for his persistent misspelling of "lose". Don't call his lass Thelma.

Call her Velma.

"Indeed!"

She's already whipped yours off.

Another great 'blast from the past'.

Pencil Neck is right, although marks must be deducted for his persistent misspelling of "lose". Don't call his lass Thelma.

Call her Velma.

"Indeed!"

Thanks CK, apolgies all round.

Pencil Neck is right, although marks must be deducted for his persistent misspelling of "lose". Don't call his lass Thelma.

Call her Velma.

"Indeed!"

Lose / Loose.......its a speeech thiiing

Lose / Loose.......its a speeech thiiing

Ssssssssssorry.