wud luv to go there but an ex of mine is from there and knowing my luck I'd bump into him

Just come to my house, you'll get filled up.

Just come to my house, you'll get filled up.

he's a good cook, small bob end

he's a good cook, small bob end

Anne would disagree with you on that one.

Has she tasted your horrible lasagne as well?

Has she tasted your horrible lasagne as well?

No, but she nearly choked on my bratwurst.

urgh!!!

urgh!!!

You said you enjoyed it.

A few pints actually improves hand-eye coordination.

Riding a rocking horse into battle.

hmmm..........................................

hmmm..........................................

There's no reasoning behind my reply, I just need to have the final say on everything.

Harumph.

There's no reasoning behind my reply, I just need to have the final say on everything.

Harumph.

I thought that was a female trait.

u are all mental around here

Went to the snowy owl on monday. Gross! Had lemon chicken, there was no sauce just loads of melted butter. As for the so called chicken, I'm not even sure it was meat, tasted more like melted plastic. Absolutely minging. £8.50 for a few tetties and some carrots. Never again!

u are all mental around here

lmao,

Went to the snowy owl on monday. Gross! Had lemon chicken, there was no sauce just loads of melted butter. As for the so called chicken, I'm not even sure it was meat, tasted more like melted plastic. Absolutely minging. £8.50 for a few tetties and some carrots. Never again!

Thought you would've had your usual - Turkey Twizzlers with a side order of Smiley Faces, washed down with as much Sunny D as you can manage.

I know you're joking but I could fancy that! Got a raging cold and can't taste anything 'healthy.' Will see if Lazza will do them for me tommorow night!

I know you're joking but I could fancy that! Got a raging cold and can't taste anything 'healthy.' Will see if Lazza will do them for me tommorow night!

So what it's called.........

I know you're joking but I could fancy that! Got a raging cold and can't taste anything 'healthy.' Will see if Lazza will do them for me tommorow night!

You'll fail your spelling tests with mistakes like that.

Oh dear. No wonder no-one will employ me to teach.

Oh dear. No wonder no-one will employ me to teach.

Just stick with the schoolgirl role that Mr Hair loves you for.

Just stick with the schoolgirl role that Mr Hair loves you for.