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Nominations For The B.co.uk Slogan-Of-The-Year Contest.

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OK, nominations are open for our slogan contest.

The slogan chosen by the judges will appear around the place with more sickening frequency than Passionate About W......herever

The star prize is to see your slogan with more sickening frequency than one dreamed up by some overpaid firm of consultants leeching on the public purse, and - almost without saying - your place in posterity.

Runners-up will each receive a limitless supply of posters, a large pail of glue, a paint roller, an ample supply of bus tokens to get to Ashington (and back), and a black balaclava.

Note: Local hoodies will not be deemed to require the last-mentioned accoutrement.

Sloganise away...

"Dull, run down and Desparate! far better off staying away!"

"full of old People and weirdos" or "it's a charming market town for the mentally deranged"

Bedlington - As nice as you remember it. Tee Hee

Bedlington - we've got a Tesco now. I know, Tesco! That's got to count for something, surely? I mean it's almost like we're a real place.

a couple to draw the tourists in:

Historic Bedlington - birthplace of William Shakespeare and Harry Potter *.

or

Come to Bedlington, Alnwick Garden's shut

* check this before publication.

Bedlington twined with the burning dephts of Hell

Bedlington The bowels of the country

Bedlington The Town Time Forgot

Bedlington twined with the burning dephts of Hell

Bedlington The bowels of the country

Bedlington The Town Time Forgot

:lol::lol: Bedlington twinned with chernobyl (after the disaster!) 800px-View_of_Chernobyl_taken_from_Pripyat.JPG

"We're underdeveloped, we're ignorant, we're stupid, but we're happy."

"We're underdeveloped, we're ignorant, we're stupid, but we're happy."

Bedlington - Ex mining town, been suffering with an identity crisis for 25 years, needs TLC and a good clean. Has lovely wooded areas a golf course and a pit heap hill, lots of empty pubs ( a few nice ones ) and a massive cop shop and court with a chav factory as an annex. Its got a TESCOS

I like it :)

Bedlington - Ex mining town, been suffering with an identity crisis for 25 years, needs TLC and a good clean. Has lovely wooded areas a golf course and a pit heap hill, lots of empty pubs ( a few nice ones ) and a massive cop shop and court with a chav factory as an annex. Its got a TESCOS

I like it :)

:) I think the printer charges by the letter unfortunately.

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One Town - One Aim - One Voice

Bedlington - A Place In The Sun :lol:

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Thank you; I'm Passionate About Ones... :lol: :lol:

One Town - One Aim - One Voice

"One People, One Empire, One Leader"?

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Can I remind peeps that the slogan will be used to promote the website and not to trash the Town!

I could remind some that even animals have the common sense not to Thomas Crapper in their own back yard. :unsure:

"We're underdeveloped, we're ignorant, we're stupid, but we're happy."

I thought the idea was a slogan for bedlington not about oneself :lol:

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