Thanks you gin-soaked old duffer for a fine afternoon of drinking and merriment. I trust when I left you in The North that you bothered those lasses sufficiently enough for them to tell you to sling your hook. Or words to that effect.

Not at all. A charming and pleasant time was had by all, telephone numbers were exchanged and a meeting is planned this week for drinks, food and a possible bunk-up.

I joke of course. I simply wandered off, mortal, in search of pizza.

The safe option then.

Obviously the safe option for the lasses!

Fortunately the girls survived a CK special

bumping or a tongue feast

Ah, you are familiar with the Colonel's 'technique' then?

Yes sir. It has been inflicted on many pieces of blart over the years.

No CK is a specialist of the "pick up" technique, the anti sex lobby

are training their advisers on this to promote safe sex.

Indeed, his 'methods' leave a lot to be desired in this enlightened age.

William Hill fear CK pulling!!

Well I for one have every faith in CK's ability to 'get jiggy with it' over the festive period.

mmmm, possibly with £500 for hornysam

memories

Ah happy days........

It's funny 'cos it's true!

The man himself!

Mr Denzil, how's the collection for CK's jiggy fund going?

Hornysam will make a comeback for the sex starved army officer

You got her number Pencil Neck?

Very good, now pass me a can of beer before you put the dinner on, eh sweetheart?