Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted May 19, 2020 Report Posted May 19, 2020 I remembered - to nights one liners :- I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned? I did a gig in a fertility clinic. I got a standing ovulation I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it 3
Canny lass Posted May 21, 2020 Author Report Posted May 21, 2020 Answers to last weeks quiz: 1. Policeman 2. The Mamas and the Papas 3. Aunt Sally 4. Lillie Langtry 5. Capricorn 6. Bohemian Rhapsody 7. London and Paris 8. 1963 9. Excommunication 10. American football 11. Laura. She is 10cm taller than Mary 12. Al Capone, gangster New quiz tomorrow. 1
Canny lass Posted May 22, 2020 Author Report Posted May 22, 2020 I must take more water with my whisky! I see now that I've posted the quiz in the Hollymount topic! Silly me! Here we are again, it's Friday night already! Time to give the old grey cells a bit of a going over: 1. Which was the first team to win the FA Cup at Wembley? 2. What is the name given to an all-consuming passion for power? 3. Wenceslas looked out on the feast of whom? 4. Which palace was the main London residence of the monarch until it was superseded by Buckingham Palace? 5. Which is the largest of these islands: Zanzibar, Sri Lanka or Madagascar 6. How long is a dog watch at sea? 7. Which creature’s Latin name is Bufo bufo? 8. Which drug of abuse is known as Smack? 9. In which street is the New York Stock Exchange situated? 10. What was Chris de Burgh’s 1986 nr.1 hit? 11. Who was Frank Sinatra’s second wife? 12. Galena is the chief source of which metal? I’ll bet you didn’t know … The nose of the Statue of Liberty is 4’ 6” long.
Vic Patterson Posted May 23, 2020 Report Posted May 23, 2020 1. Which was the first team to win the FA Cup at Wembley? 2. What is the name given to an all-consuming passion for power? Moderator! 3. Wenceslas looked out on the feast of whom? Stephen 4. Which palace was the main London residence of the monarch until it was superseded by Buckingham Palace. St James's Palace 5. Which is the largest of these islands: Zanzibar, Sri Lanka or Madagascar 6. How long is a dog watch at sea. Two hours. 7. Which creature’s Latin name is Bufo bufo? Toad 8. Which drug of abuse is known as Smack. Heroin. 9. In which street is the New York Stock Exchange situated. Wall Street. 10. What was Chris de Burgh’s 1986 nr.1 hit? 11. Who was Frank Sinatra’s second wife? 12. Galena is the chief source of which metal. Lead
Malcolm Robinson Posted May 23, 2020 Report Posted May 23, 2020 1. Which was the first team to win the FA Cup at Wembley? Something Wanderers. 2. What is the name given to an all-consuming passion for power? Macavellian 3. Wenceslas looked out on the feast of whom? Stephen 4. Which palace was the main London residence of the monarch until it was superseded by Buckingham Palace? 5. Which is the largest of these islands: Zanzibar, Sri Lanka or Madagascar. Madagascar 6. How long is a dog watch at sea? 4 hrs 7. Which creature’s Latin name is Bufo bufo? Toad. 8. Which drug of abuse is known as Smack? Heroin 9. In which street is the New York Stock Exchange situated? Wall Street 10. What was Chris de Burgh’s 1986 nr.1 hit? Lady in Red 11. Who was Frank Sinatra’s second wife? Ava Gardena 12. Galena is the chief source of which metal? Lead
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted May 23, 2020 Report Posted May 23, 2020 1. Which was the first team to win the FA Cup at Wembley? Answer = Bolton Wanders – beat West Ham 2-0 The match is often referred to as the "White Horse Final" and is commemorated by the White Horse Bridge at the new Wembley Stadium. Billie the horse was actually grey, but appeared white in the primitive (high-contrast) black and white newsreel footage of the era. 2. What is the name given to an all-consuming passion for power? Answer = Up one’s own backside 3. Wenceslas looked out on the feast of whom? Answer = Stephen How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? …. deep and crisp and even... 4. Which palace was the main London residence of the monarch until it was superseded by Buckingham Palace? Answer = St James’s Palace Often mistaken for St James’s Park. 5. Which is the largest of these islands: Zanzibar, Sri Lanka or Madagascar Zanzibar Area: 2,461 km² Sri Lanka Area: 65,610 km² Answer = Madagascar Area: 587,041 km² Madagascar is about 2.4 times bigger than United Kingdom. 6. How long is a dog watch at sea? Answer = 2 hours Many watch systems incorporate the concept of a dog watch, whereby one watch is split into two shorter watches so that there is an odd number each day. Doing so allows crew members to have a different watch schedule each day.[6] Often, the dog watches are set at dinner time to allow the entire crew to be fed in short order. 7. Which creature’s Latin name is Bufo bufo? Answer = Common Toad 8. Which drug of abuse is known as Smack? Answer = Heroin 9. In which street is the New York Stock Exchange situated? Answer = Wall Street – No 11 10. What was Chris de Burgh’s 1986 nr.1 hit? Answer = Lady in Red The song was inspired by the memory of when he first saw his wife Diane and what she was wearing when they first met. 11. Who was Frank Sinatra’s second wife? Answer = Ava Gardner Barbara Sinatra - m. 1976–1998 Mia Farrow -m. 1966–1968 Ava Gardner -m. 1951–1957 Nancy Barbato - m. 1939–1951 12. Galena is the chief source of which metal? Answer = Lead I’ll bet you didn’t know … The nose of the Statue of Liberty is 4’ 6” long. Answer = I didn’t
Canny lass Posted May 23, 2020 Author Report Posted May 23, 2020 11 hours ago, Vic Patterson said: What is the name given to an all-consuming passion for power? Moderator! Hahahahahaha! 2 hours ago, Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) said: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? …. deep and crisp and even... Hahahahahaha!
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted May 26, 2020 Report Posted May 26, 2020 Tuesday - 26/05/2020 How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize. I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! 1 1
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted May 26, 2020 Report Posted May 26, 2020 I know it's not quiz night but this one has just popped back into my mind - dormant for over 20 years. The question used to be - Which four footballers with O's in their surname have played for England. The question today will be :- Which five male footballers with O's in their surname have played for the England men's team?
Canny lass Posted May 27, 2020 Author Report Posted May 27, 2020 Peter Shilton, Bobby Charlton, Bobby Moore, George O’Best and Jackie Milborn (Wor Jackie)! Never let it be said that women know nothing about football! 1
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted May 27, 2020 Report Posted May 27, 2020 17 hours ago, Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) said: I know it's not quiz night but this one has just popped back into my mind - dormant for over 20 years. The question used to be - Which four footballers with 3 O's in their surname have played for England. The question today will be :- Which five male footballers with 3 O's in their surname have played for the England men's team? @Canny lass - it's me not checking what I typed again. I have corrected the above ie. - ...3 O's in their surname.... 1
Canny lass Posted May 27, 2020 Author Report Posted May 27, 2020 Does that mean I'm not getting 'douze points' then?
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted May 27, 2020 Report Posted May 27, 2020 22 minutes ago, Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) said: @Canny lass - it's me not checking what I typed again. I have corrected the above ie. - ...3 O's in their surname.... 7 minutes ago, Canny lass said: Does that mean I'm not getting 'douze points' then? Nope - you get Nul Points - but 12 apologies from me😊 I know it's not quiz night but this one has just popped back into my mind - dormant for over 20 years. The question used to be - Which four footballers with 3 O's in their surname have played for England. The question today will be :- Which five male footballers with 3 O's in their surname have played for the England men's team? 1
Canny lass Posted May 27, 2020 Author Report Posted May 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) said: Does that mean I'm not getting 'douze points' then? Nope - you get Nul Points - but 12 apologies from me😊 PROTEST!
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted May 27, 2020 Report Posted May 27, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Canny lass said: PROTEST! 5 hours ago, Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) said: I know it's not quiz night but this one has just popped back into my mind - dormant for over 20 years. The question used to be - Which four footballers with 3 O's in their surname have played for England. The question today will be :- Which five male footballers with 3 O's in their surname have played for the England men's team? Ok - to quell the protest you can have a starter for dix :- Peter Osgood - 4 caps, 0 goals (1970–73) @Ovalteeny might be able to help Edited May 27, 2020 by Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) 1
Ovalteeny Posted May 27, 2020 Report Posted May 27, 2020 I assume you mean with the surname starting with O, so Osgood as you say; Michael Owen - 89 caps (1998-2008); William Oakley - 16 caps (1895-1901) & Russell Osman - 11 caps (1980-83) 7 Peter O'Dowd - 3 caps (1932-33).
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted May 27, 2020 Report Posted May 27, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Ovalteeny said: I assume you mean with the surname starting with O, so Osgood as you say; Michael Owen - 89 caps (1998-2008); William Oakley - 16 caps (1895-1901) & Russell Osman - 11 caps (1980-83) 7 Peter O'Dowd - 3 caps (1932-33). Nope - the surname doesn't have to start with 'O' - they just have to have 3 O's in their surname like Osgood. I'll let you stew on it - closing down the PC for tonight Edited May 27, 2020 by Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)
Ovalteeny Posted May 27, 2020 Report Posted May 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) said: Nope - the surname doesn't have to start with 'O' - they just have to have 3 O's in their surname like Osgood. 5 minutes ago, Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) said: Nope - the surname doesn't have to start with 'O' - they just have to have 3 O's in their surname like Osgood.
Ovalteeny Posted May 27, 2020 Report Posted May 27, 2020 Bugga, if only I could read questions properly. I guess that's why I failed my 11+ and ended up at Westridge. Back to the drawing board.
Ovalteeny Posted May 27, 2020 Report Posted May 27, 2020 I can only come up with 2 :- Tony Woodcock - 42 caps 1978-86 and Ian Storey-Moore - 1 cap 1970. It's obviously a trick question.
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted May 27, 2020 Report Posted May 27, 2020 (edited) Nope not a trick question, you have the middle three. 🤗 Edited May 27, 2020 by Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)
Canny lass Posted May 27, 2020 Author Report Posted May 27, 2020 Callum Hudson Odoy? Asking for my OH.
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted May 28, 2020 Report Posted May 28, 2020 (edited) 10 hours ago, Canny lass said: Callum Hudson Odoy? Asking for my OH. Yep -your OH is correct👍 I t must be over twenty years ago when I first saw the question in a newspaper, so long before Callum Hudson-Odoy, when it was name the 4. Now it's name the five and so far we have :- Peter Osgood 4 caps, 0 goals (1970 - 73) Ian Storey-Moore 1 cap, 0 goals (1970) Tony Woodcock 42 caps, 16 goals (1978 - 86) Callum Hudson-odoi 3 caps, 0 goals (2019) and the 5th is :- Lieut Colonel xxxxxx x xxx-xxxxx last match, a friendly in 1875🧐 Edited May 28, 2020 by Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)
Canny lass Posted May 28, 2020 Author Report Posted May 28, 2020 5 hours ago, Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) said: Yep -your OH is correct👍 There'll be no living with him for next few days!
Canny lass Posted May 28, 2020 Author Report Posted May 28, 2020 Answers to last week's quiz: 1. Bolton Wanderers 2. Megalomania 3. Stephen 4. St James’s Palace 5. Madagascar 6. 2 hours 7. Toad 8. Heroin 9. Wall Street 10. Lady in Red 11. Ava Gardner 12. Lead New quiz tomorrow! 1
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