Newcastle Gets An Abramovich!

[Hamburger Pimp]

£133m Offer for Toon!

The Halls have sold up, Fat Freddie will be next to be offered an enormous wedge of cake cash.

Giddy up!

[Denzel]

Super duper Hooper!

[Pete]

£133m Offer for Toon!

The Halls have sold up, Fat Freddie will be next to be offered an enormous wedge of cake cash.

Giddy up!

He also get a million quid if he goes and thats on top of the money he makes from his shares so the media say.

[Denzel]

The Toon are officially 'minted'.

(How long before Pencil Neck finds an article on the wealth of the !*!@# US owners and pastes it here?)

[Pencil_Neck]

The Toon are officially 'minted'.

(How long before Pencil Neck finds an article on the wealth of the !*!@# US owners and pastes it here?)

Polo aka Toon's defence

[Hamburger Pimp]

The versatile Geremi signs from Chelsea for £0. You got to like them numbers.

At this rate they'll be able to just release Luque into the wild.

[Pencil_Neck]

The versatile Geremi signs from Chelsea for £0. You got to like them numbers.

At this rate they'll be able to just release Luque into the wild.

He can't because of a broken finger nail

[Monsta®]

anyone want a bet on the upcoming season for newcastle?

i bet they'll get stuffed out of every cup and finish just above religation again!!!

and sam will get sacked

theres a !*!@# corse on the team man! thats why they never win nought and the managers keep getting sacked!

[Pete]

anyone want a bet on the upcoming season for newcastle?

i bet they'll get stuffed out of every cup and finish just above religation again!!!

and sam will get sacked

theres a !*!@# corse on the team man! thats why they never win nought and the managers keep getting sacked!

No way big Sam's got a plan.

[Mr Darn]

No way big Sam's got a plan.

i do hope so, newcastle has become so boring and undefendable i havent even bothered to keep track lately... is kevin keegan still the manager?

[Monsta®]

i do hope so, newcastle has become so boring and undefendable i havent even bothered to keep track lately... is kevin keegan still the manager?

a thought he was still playing for them! :lol:

sam got a plan alright get payed then !*!@# off!

[Hamburger Pimp]

I'm delighted that the Monsta is giving us his informed views vis a vis association football.

I love owt like that.

[Pencil_Neck]

I'm delighted that the Monsta is giving us his informed views vis a vis association football.

I love owt like that.

Drink in the Railway......

[Monsta®]

I'm delighted that the Monsta is giving us his informed views vis a vis association football.

I love owt like that.

i only speak what i see like one of them !*!@# monkeys! monkey see! any way al give sam half a season before he starts getting blamed for newcastles s***e performance!

lets all support berwick rangers at least they win things!

[Pencil_Neck]

i only speak what i see like one of them !*!@# monkeys! monkey see! any way al give sam half a season before he starts getting blamed for newcastles s***e performance!

lets all support berwick rangers at least they win things!

Berwick Ranagers.......speedway?

[Monsta®]

Berwick Ranagers.......speedway?

i that too! :lol:

[Pete]

i only speak what i see like one of them !*!@# monkeys! monkey see! any way al give sam half a season before he starts getting blamed for newcastles s***e performance!

lets all support berwick rangers at least they win things!

Bedlington Terriers look a good bet for next season.

[Pete]

I'm delighted that the Monsta is giving us his informed views vis a vis association football.

I love owt like that.

Whats your View on the new signings Colonel?

[Hamburger Pimp]

Geremi is a class act, should slot in at right back no bother.

Barton is an excellent midfielder, better than Scott Parker. If Sam can get him to behave himself he could be a future captain.

Viduka is good on his day. A fat, lazy, dirty knacker when he can't be bothered. Hopefully playing in front of a packed stadium will have a motivational effect on him.

Don't know much about the Czech fellow.

They still need a left-back though.

[Pete]

Geremi is a class act, should slot in at right back no bother.

Barton is an excellent midfielder, better than Scott Parker. If Sam can get him to behave himself he could be a future captain.

Viduka is good on his day. A fat, lazy, dirty knacker when he can't be bothered. Hopefully playing in front of a packed stadium will have a motivational effect on him.

Don't know much about the Czech fellow.

They still need a left-back though.

I am a bit concerned about this Brazilian big Sam's wants to sign he's injured until January and age is against him.

all of the other signings are goodens.

[Monsta®]

I am a bit concerned about this Brazilian big Sam's wants to sign he's injured until January and age is against him.

all of the other signings are goodens.

big sam must be into drug smuggling or somit cause st james is getting raided be the pigs!

[Sw@lnalla]

Sam Allardyce's innovative training methods at Newcastle have led to problems. His vibrating muscle toner machines give players an uncontrollable urge to visit the toilet. (The Sun)

[Denzel]

I'm delighted that the Monsta is giving us his informed views vis a vis association football.

I love owt like that.

Our very own Harold Harris.