... a bycicle with only one wheel, he thought 'thats strange' and started to fumble in his pocket, looking for a...

..piece of paper with some phone numbers on to ring .......

and he found the ring that controls all other rings instead, so he.........

and he found the ring that controls all other rings instead, so he.........

....jumped in the nearest taxi and sped off to....

....jumped in the nearest taxi and sped off to....

New York, (coz with our new next day delivery service....) In new york, he went to the local wal*mart where he bought...

New York, (coz with our new next day delivery service....) In new york, he went to the local wal*mart where he bought...

...a wife..she wasn`t much to look at but she had an enormous...

...a wife..she wasn`t much to look at but she had an enormous...

wizards sleeve that he could..........

wizards sleeve that he could..........

Hide in

Hide in

with a packet of crisps and a stick of......

Licquorice, so he........

Licquorice, so he........

opened the sleeve and jumped up and saw.....

opened the sleeve and jumped up and saw.....

two big black heads stairing at him holding......

two big black heads stairing at him holding......

...little england flags...(like the one Mr Darn has for sale on bedbay!), this reminded our crusading hero of home, so he went to the travel agents asking for a cheap flight. the girl behind the counter was young, pretty and blonde, and he was rather embarressed when she noticed his.....

...little england flags...(like the one Mr Darn has for sale on bedbay!), this reminded our crusading hero of home, so he went to the travel agents asking for a cheap flight. the girl behind the counter was young, pretty and blonde, and he was rather embarressed when she noticed his.....

.....wife standing next to him.He felt totally shown up,he decided there and then that the wife had been a mistake.He thought for a moment.Then it came to him,the perfect plan! He decided to...

.....wife standing next to him.He felt totally shown up,he decided there and then that the wife had been a mistake.He thought for a moment.Then it came to him,the perfect plan! He decided to...

...sell her into slavery,but got no takers so as a last resort he......

.....wife standing next to him.He felt totally shown up,he decided there and then that the wife had been a mistake.He thought for a moment.Then it came to him,the perfect plan! He decided to...

Wait until it was a cold dark misty halloween night

Wait until it was a cold dark misty halloween night

...then he would do away with her good and proper..so,chopper in hand,he...

...sell her into slavery,but got no takers so as a last resort he......

.....murdered and mutilated her,burying her in hartford woods he waited till one spooky misty halloween night and....

.....murdered and mutilated her,burying her in hartford woods he waited till one spooky misty halloween night and....

told the story to a group of cub scouts (whom missdarn is looking for her local group!) who then 'went prepared' and located the burial site, where they found......

told the story to a group of cub scouts (whom missdarn is looking for her local group!) who then 'went prepared' and located the burial site, where they found......

...Mongo,who had been banished to the forest forever more..but he was over the moon,because after all the bother he had caused,he could now....

...Mongo,who had been banished to the forest forever more..but he was over the moon,because after all the bother he had caused,he could now....

...Eat cheese again, which ment when he bent over and strained, a.....

...Eat cheese again, which ment when he bent over and strained, a.....

a big cheezy watsit apeared in the shape of mrdarns head with....

a big cheezy watsit apeared in the shape of mrdarns head with....

...a quaver for each lug..and a..

... Baseball bat. With Mr Darns head under one arm, our crusading young fellow decided to go shopping. on the way he met a young girl. "Whats your name?" he asked her... "Sally" she said, "Whats your name?"

Realising this was his chance to let the readers know his real name, our crusader smiles, and says "Well hi there sally, my name is......"

... Baseball bat. With Mr Darns head under one arm, our crusading young fellow decided to go shopping. on the way he met a young girl. "Whats your name?" he asked her... "Sally" she said, "Whats your name?"

Realising this was his chance to let the readers know his real name, our crusader smiles, and says "Well hi there sally, my name is......"

mongo and i'm gona show you a good time with my very large.....

... Baseball bat. With Mr Darns head under one arm, our crusading young fellow decided to go shopping. on the way he met a young girl. "Whats your name?" he asked her... "Sally" she said, "Whats your name?"

Realising this was his chance to let the readers know his real name, our crusader smiles, and says "Well hi there sally, my name is......"

...my name is..my name is..Slim Shady..

So off they skipped to somewhere over the rainbow and jumped into the nearest...