Sizzels can't spell. They should look at THEIR dictionary. Fair play to all the regular cyberspace gobshites, they amuse thousands with THEIR entertaining shanannigans. Chill oot and post something positive.

You were doing so well up to that point!

That's a long word! Pedant!! ha ha

That's a long word! Pedant!! ha ha

A new word in the vocabulary I see! Don't have to many E-numbers later mind.

A new word in the vocabulary I see! Don't have to many E-numbers later mind.

No, made sure there was no 'Sunny Delight' available that night

On the subject of violence, last weekend a guy walked into the Percy (Bedington Stations' wild west establishment) with a cricket bat & threatened to renovate the entire pub free of charge. Thereafter, four rather large gentlemen arrived “Sweeney” style pursuing the deranged man & commenced to discuss the error of his conduct with zest. One onlooker commented that the bloke looked like Billy Hardy after his fight with Prince Naseem.

No, made sure there was no 'Sunny Delight' available that night

On the subject of violence, last weekend a guy walked into the Percy (Bedington Stations' wild west establishment) with a cricket bat & threatened to renovate the entire pub free of charge. Thereafter, four rather large gentlemen arrived “Sweeney” style pursuing the deranged man & commenced to discuss the error of his conduct with zest. One onlooker commented that the bloke looked like Billy Hardy after his fight with Prince Naseem.

Ah yes the Percy. Where a friendly smile and cold, foaming ale await the weary traveller.

Ah yes the Percy. Where a friendly smile and cold, foaming ale await the weary traveller.

It can be quite weary walking home these days from the Railway........I may fall into the Percy

& never be seen again.....

It can be quite weary walking home these days from the Railway........I may fall into the Percy

& never be seen again.....

Well it would take you several months just to tell them who you were.

It can be quite weary walking home these days from the Railway........I may fall into the Percy

& never be seen again.....

The Railway commonly known as Creges (not sure about how it was spelt) in the fifties and sixties. Used to sell Vauxes beer, was always a popular pub had a discotheque there in the sixties, The lighting used the make your pint look like engine oil and your white shirt turned blue. The Percy used to be alright in them days, became very popular when there was some rather unusal ladies started working behind the bar.

The Railway commonly known as Creges (not sure about how it was spelt) in the fifties and sixties. Used to sell Vauxes beer, was always a popular pub had a discotheque there in the sixties, The lighting used the make your pint look like engine oil and your white shirt turned blue. The Percy used to be alright in them days, became very popular when there was some rather unusal ladies started working behind the bar.

Howay then Pete, tell us more about it!

Howay then Pete, tell us more about it!

You will have to sift through the history and gosip for more details, Denzel

You will have to sift through the history and gosip for more details, Denzel

You tease!

You tease!

It was a rather reveiling period.

It was a rather reveiling period.

Ah, the carefree days of pre-decimalisation!

some rather unusal ladies started working behind the bar.

*Pops head up, meerkat-style*

*Pops head up, meerkat-style*

Wondered how long it would take Bedlington's favourite letch to appear!