Bedlington

[Monsta®]

One thing the modern camera can't do is compose a picture.

What a load.

KISS

neither can most people!

[Denzel]

Camera geeks alert. Next topic, graphic novels.

[Merlin]

Camera geeks alert. Next topic, graphic novels.

According to popular opinion your house is full of graphic material

[Denzel]

According to popular opinion your house is full of graphic material

Not true, all hack has been disposed of.

[Merlin]

Not true, all hack has been disposed of.

Why! Have you found God

[Denzel]

Why! Have you found God

No, I use the t'interweb for all my frottage needs.

[Pete]

No, I use the t'interweb for all my frottage needs.

Can you give me the web addresses?

[Denzel]

Can you give me the web addresses?

Ask the Colonel.

[Pete]

Ask the Colonel.

Ok, Can I have the web addresses please CK

[Hamburger Pimp]

Now come on, chaps. This is a place to discuss local affairs, harrumph about those no-goodniks at Wansbeck Council and generally knock about the burning issues of the day.

Do we really want to sink to the level of bandying around the addresses of smut-based websites and online blue movie cinemas?

Of course not.

Save that type of thing for a Private Message.

[Pete]

Now come on, chaps. This is a place to discuss local affairs, harrumph about those no-goodniks at Wansbeck Council and generally knock about the burning issues of the day.

Do we really want to sink to the level of bandying around the addresses of smut-based websites and online blue movie cinemas?

Of course not.

Save that type of thing for a Private Message.

Yes please CK.

[Cympil]

Yes please CK.

Here you are Pete Do Not Click If Easily Offended!

[Pete]

Here you are Pete Do Not Click If Easily Offended!

I clicked on the link to check it out but never entered the site, to rude.

[Cympil]

I clicked on the link to check it out but never entered the site, to rude.

You should of tried to get into the site Pete..you`ll get a laugh (Not rude,i promise )

[Pete]

You should of tried to get into the site Pete..you`ll get a laugh (Not rude,i promise )

Tried it, very good, bliddy thing kept moving

[Mr Darn]

Like it!

i saw one once that had a guy appear in a 'internet explorer' window. He waved at you, then pulled on a rope, which moved the window down 6-7 inches to the bottom of the desktop. in a second, he reaches up and pulls again.

you have to be quick to catch him, or he just keeps going and going!!!

[Monsta®]

Like it!

i saw one once that had a guy appear in a 'internet explorer' window. He waved at you, then pulled on a rope, which moved the window down 6-7 inches to the bottom of the desktop. in a second, he reaches up and pulls again.

you have to be quick to catch him, or he just keeps going and going!!!

easily pleased! bet you could watch paint dry!

[Pete]

easily pleased! bet you could watch paint dry!

To be honest Monsta if I had a choice between watching Coranation street and watching paint dry my choice would be the latter in fact I would rather watch paint drip off a dry brush.

[Pete]

Like it!

i saw one once that had a guy appear in a 'internet explorer' window. He waved at you, then pulled on a rope, which moved the window down 6-7 inches to the bottom of the desktop. in a second, he reaches up and pulls again.

you have to be quick to catch him, or he just keeps going and going!!!

I saw something similar a while back, it was a database programme. After the user had entered data a message appeared saying, Windows had a problem with the size of the users willy this was followed by a second message asking the user to verify if they had a large or small willy.

If you tried to click onto the large willy it just kept moving so that it was not possible to click onto it. after a while a message appeared saying that Windows was now operating in little willy mod.

[Monsta®]

I saw something similar a while back, it was a database programme. After the user had entered data a message appeared saying, Windows had a problem with the size of the users willy this was followed by a second message asking the user to verify if they had a large or small willy.

If you tried to click onto the large willy it just kept moving so that it was not possible to click onto it. after a while a message appeared saying that Windows was now operating in little willy mod.

sure that wasn't a virus!

[Pete]

sure that wasn't a virus!

Possible but no.

[Pete]

How are the pubs and clubs coping with the no smoking ban up there?

[Monsta®]

How are the pubs and clubs coping with the no smoking ban up there?

same as! but they've tidied up outside!